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"My mayor's Muslim. My daughter's Jewish. NYC hasn't been this united since 9/11 Knicks going to run it back in '27" - Jalen Brunson's speech at the Knicks Parade on Thursday

Does anybody on the Spurs medical staff know the Heimlich maneuver? Cause that was a choke job. #nbafinals #knicks #spurs

As much as I think it is a scourge, online gambling has amplified the euphoria of this Knicks playoff run. It makes fan feel as if they owned Sandisk (prior to Friday's red day) with their winnings.

TV studios want to scan background actors and use the actors' likeness forever. Who do these TV studios think they are? Pre-2021 NCAA?

Elon should have his own line of cologne and have it be called "Elon's Musk". @elonmusk

My summer diet is like the Federal Reserve. I gotta start cutting.

I got invited to Shabbat for the first time. I guess you can say I am a Noob Shaibot.

There should be an AI text bot that answers questions from incels about how to get laid called Chad GPT.

There should be a nu-metal cover band featuring musicians who all work office jobs called "LinkedIn Park".

Can't believe Tom Brady is retiring from football and going into stand-up comedy. Why couldn't he pivot into improv?

"Hey man, break a leg!" - Me wishing my mob enforcer friend good luck on their first open mic.

An upcoming Super Mario movie, an upcoming Tetris movie. They should round out the games prepackaged with a console movie theme and have a Duck Hunt movie.

Apparently, eggs are super expensive... especially if they are from an Ivy League Jewish chick.

I hate how crowded the gym gets in January. It makes me want to give that speech in law school. Look to your left. Look to your right. One of you won't be here in a month.

Instead of Dry January, do sober people do Wet January and just get wasted every night?

Bill Cosby will be touring in 2023. It's wild to think that prison was his workout room.

Alright! The Yankees signed Brian Cashman until 2026! Woohoo! Can't wait for the Yankees to make the playoffs every year... only to be knocked out in the first or second round.

"Holy Cow! Justin Verlander signed with the Mets! Thank you, Steve Cohen." - Brian Cashman

I heard Kanye was going to make a movie... with Mel Gibson.