Standup Comic. Former architect. co-producer of @livingroomshow and host of @butIAlso Podcast

New York City
Joined October 2009
The guy with the bongos at the West 4 St station should play faster when you start running for a train #MTA #NYC
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Question for professional athletes: what’s the worst mess up of the national anthem that you have experienced? Has anyone accidentally sung Neil Diamond instead? Should we switch our anthem??
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Lord, give me the confidence of one who scrolls Tik Tok on public transportation with no headphones
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Some people think it’s funny when I respond, “Cool story, bro!” Others feel that is inappropriate when I say it to my four year old. (She loves it!)
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“That WAS on my bingo card!” - no one anymore, apparently
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Aaron Kominos-Smith retweeted
Tonight! @funnyaaron presents standup comedy streaming straight to your living room at 8pm ET/5pm PT! Reservations: bit.ly/LivingRoomComedy w/ @CharlieGoNadler Ray Marshall and Wilson McDermut and on Twitch on @ComedyHubLive with @kocomedy
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The matzah crumbs I’m still finding on the floor are the real afikomen #Passover
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Happy Passover! Seven more days of eating matzo, one week until I poop again
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Forget solar and wind, we should be tapping into the energy of a three year old #GreenEnergy
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I have some strong opinions about this new subway map. Give me a call if you want to hear ranting about something other than politics! #mta
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