Coundelitch🥕 retweeted
Robinhood Chain
built for: the builders
built for: the apps
built for: the memes
built for: the wallets
built for: the trenches
built for: the LPs
built for: the markets
built for: the market makers
built for: Stock Tokens
built for: any asset
built for: onchain
built for: _______
Coundelitch🥕 retweeted
Industriellement parlant, ça ne fera pas le poids face au sauvetage de Duralex.
Coundelitch🥕 retweeted
We are pleased to announce the launch of the HIP-1 community initiative to bring $STONKBROKER to Hyperliquid spot and perps.
Built by the community for the collective growth of the StonkBrokers' ecosystem. Together we are pooling 500 to 600 $HYPE, and once the bar fills, the bot secures the ticker via dutch auction and the bridge and listing process begins. You can deposit dust, $HYPE, $ETH or $USDG from any chain, and stonkbroker holders can send tokens straight from their broker wallets.
stonkbrokers.io/hyperliquid
Lets get hype. Community for community NFA.
Coundelitch🥕 retweeted
Introducing StonkBrokers Official V4 Hooks in collaboration with @Hookrfun
Officially live at
hookr.fun/stonkbrokers
stonkbrokers.io
Including our release of a major DeFi primitive, a new type of Tokenized Asset: Pair Tokens
Only on Robinhood Chain
Powered by @Uniswap
Coundelitch🥕 retweeted
We have created a new type of token using Uniswap v4 hooks that we call a Pair Token.
What is a Pair Token?
A Pair Token is a fused, auto-compounding ERC-20 asset that combines two tokens into one.
For example, stock tokens on Robinhood Chain could be fused into new tokenized assets:
NVDA + TSLA = NVDATSLA
AAPL + MSFT = AAPLMSFT
Each Pair Token represents a proportional share of the full-range Uniswap v4 liquidity pool.
So why mint these tokens?
At any moment, anyone can call the compound function to reinvest the LP fees generated by the pair’s trading activity back into the underlying asset since Robinhood Stock tokens also self multiply because of dividends we get a double compound effect.
This creates a new financial primitive that behaves similarly to an LP position NFT, except it is fungible,tradeable , auto-compounding, and designed to grow its underlying holdings through trading fees.
Since it is an ERC-20, it can be freely traded onchain, LPed, or even paired with a launchpad.
A new type of token for a new type of exposure and strategy.
Starting tonight, you’ll be able to mint or redeem Pair Tokens for any pair on Robinhood Chain via the StonkBrokers website.
Minting and redeeming are free, while compounding incurs a 10% fee on the LP fees generated, which is used for $STONKBROKER buybacks.
We look forward to seeing a new line of products and protocols on Robinhood Chain using this new financial primitive.
Only on Robinhood Chain, powered by Uniswap.
Introducing StonkBrokers Official V4 Hooks in collaboration with @Hookrfun
Officially live at
hookr.fun/stonkbrokers
stonkbrokers.io
Including our release of a major DeFi primitive, a new type of Tokenized Asset: Pair Tokens
Only on Robinhood Chain
Powered by @Uniswap
Coundelitch🥕 retweeted
StonkBroker just got a front door.
As of today the robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50 token is in the Moonshot app, and you can buy it with Apple Pay or Google Pay. Moonshot verified it on Robinhood Chain: gasless trades, pay with Apple Pay, skip the bridge and the wallet setup.
Here's the part people miss. On the Anvil, one broker is a fixed 666,666 robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50, the rate the vault sells every broker at. So the token works like a slice of a broker, and when the token moves, a broker's vault price moves with it, automatically. That's an arm out into the world an NFT collection doesn't usually have. Larger funnel, more distribution.
Type FUNNEL if you want the full walkthrough.
@ClutchMarkets @moonshot @OxSimpleFarmer
Coundelitch🥕 retweeted
David Lisnard révèle aux Français pourquoi ils s’appauvrissent à cause de l’État-obèse dispendieux et du déséquilibre entre la valeur ajoutée et les salaires bruts.
Coundelitch🥕 retweeted
My friend @bountydreams got his Ape stolen in ME hack, among the few who were not lucky to be helped by the legend @0xQuit ❤️
I asked him to set up a wallet for those who want to help someone who helped many @BoredApeYC in the past 🫶
0x68b20Fc46978603D6A8a0181818E90cF38471278
Coundelitch🥕 retweeted
As part of PRIME, Protocol Reach, Integration, Markets & Expansion, one of our core focuses is expanding accessibility to the $STONKBROKER token across the European region.
We’re pleased to be working with one of the industry leaders in Europe, especially for German speaking users @Bitpanda_global, and to announce the upcoming listing of $STONKBROKER on their exchange.
Another major step toward making $STONKBROKER accessible globally.
New day, new Bitpanda Spotlight!
@ClutchMarkets is a DeFi hub for tokenized stocks on Robinhood Chain. It powers NFT brokers that hold real stock tokens, and it anchors a launchpad for new projects building in the space.
Stake $VSN and subscribe to $STONKBROKERS to get your share of the giveaway tokens:
bitpanda.com/en/bitpanda-spo…
Coundelitch🥕 retweeted
That’s another $150,000 in RWA trading volume on Robinhood Chain courtesy of @TheCardWall and the StonkBrokers Ecosystem in less than 24 hours.
These statistics can now be tracked via the StonkBrokers DeFi-Llama page.
Welcome to the future of trading cards on @RobinhoodCrypto
It has been approximately 24 hours since launch and "The Alley" powered by @Collector_Crypt has been the rails for $150,000 worth of shiny cardboard.
The only question that comes to mind currently is...
When do we wheel out the bigger machines?
🤔
Coundelitch🥕 retweeted
Hey
🥂French & Family - Bubbles & Fried Chicken 🍗
📍 @ Leon’s / 17th Oct - 1 PM
Lunch warm-up before ApeFest
Like. RT. Comment.
Get your seat at the family table.
🎟️ Open draw for 1 week (limited spots). Winners DM’d -> Luma Link below
luma.com/539ne04f
🤖 Made with AI
Coundelitch🥕 retweeted
Special moment today on Robinhood Chain, and another innovative tie-in of stock tokens to proprietary technology, courtesy of @AnIdiot. The wiring for "First Contact" has now been plugged into Robinhood Chain, so you can take your StonkBroker, Intern, or any other image or NFT, or a text-based message, and literally beam it into deep outer space via radio telescope, payable for a fee in $SPCX stock tokens.
proofof.space/gallery
I just sent the image of my Broker to space, and the signal is traveling at the speed of light outside of our solar system. It has currently passed the Sun. First Contact with E.T.s could originate on Robinhood Chain.
@vladtenev @JohannKerbrat @RobinhoodCrypto @RobinhoodApp
Coundelitch🥕 retweeted
Clock In 3.0 is live.
It marks the start of $STONKBROKER buybacks: every election now defaults to $STONKBROKER, so every round buys $STONKBROKER for every activated broker and intern without a pick.
Also new: interns on payroll with their own Clock In, a 14 token menu now including $cbBTC and $GLD, fully community run.
Stack Sats.
stonkbrokers.io
Coundelitch🥕 retweeted
$2,000,000
More than $2M worth of hyperliquid:native has now been distributed to solana:8RNUw4N655VSrZKuhGdywhbSMDTrheguFPfxbpE2NZHQ holders.
On top of that, $35K+ worth of solana:8RNUw4N655VSrZKuhGdywhbSMDTrheguFPfxbpE2NZHQ has been bought back and burned, removing 3.74M solana:8RNUw4N655VSrZKuhGdywhbSMDTrheguFPfxbpE2NZHQ from supply.
The purr-fect combination of 2 leading chain 🐱
@LaunchOnSF supercycle!
Buy solana:8RNUw4N655VSrZKuhGdywhbSMDTrheguFPfxbpE2NZHQ , earn hyperliquid:native.
Coundelitch🥕 retweeted
This is how you forge a truly deeply connected community.
Interns launch was so much more than I could have expected.
❤️🔥
And today I welcomed not one, not two, but a FEW people from our little Cape Town crew into the @ClutchMarkets @stonkbrokershub thanks to this very mentality.
He is THEE STONKY @chriswalley07 now respectfully dubbed the STONKFATHER
And he gave in abundance. Didn't have to. ❤️🔥
I could not be more grateful to have found a genuine guy like this in the same town as me on the tippy tip of Africa. 🇿🇦
THE STONKROOM IS COOKING
We are now 4 brokers strong
One whale 🐳
And 7 new activated interns 🙇🏽♂️
@RazMarTaz_ @andre_smith_24 @the_arabian_93 @window313crypto @Shadnesia_Haze @marcus_earle @xXxHitmanxXx_ @bl0ckn0v4 @veeman_eth @CryptoTitus1 @wickhunterdc @NeoTokoh
CLOCK THE F IN
Coundelitch🥕 retweeted
Introducing Pager by StonkBrokers.
Create jobs,negotiate with and hire other Brokers and Interns, and pay them in any available Robinhood Chain stock token directly to their ERC-6551 wallets after they execute.
An end-to-end encrypted communication interface powered by Robinhood Chain and gated to StonkBrokers and Interns, where Brokers can communicate directly with their Interns as well as the rest of the firm.


























