On the road to early retirement... @realstonkbroker Intern #2133 @hoojafun @OriginalBlokyz
Joined January 2022
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Building something unique with Stock Tokens on Robinhood Chain?
Engagement Low?
Watch This.
Clock In.
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Mergers and Acquisitions.
Anyone with 2 enrolled seats can choose to merge them, permanently burning one seat and upgrading the other to a higher enrollment tier. This increases the seat's "weight" and updates your NFT to an Elite Corner Office chair.
Deflationary NFTs ✅
Buybacks have started…
Clock In 3.0 is live.
It marks the start of $STONKBROKER buybacks: every election now defaults to $STONKBROKER, so every round buys $STONKBROKER for every activated broker and intern without a pick.
Also new: interns on payroll with their own Clock In, a 14 token menu now including $cbBTC and $GLD, fully community run.
Stack Sats.
stonkbrokers.io
Clock in! if this doesn't get you excited, not sure what can...
The primary and most important asset in the StonkBrokers eco is the $STONKBROKER token. So why all the NFTs? Let me explain.
Each StonkBroker NFT, and now each Stonk Intern, represents a bundle of $STONKBROKER tokens, a single sided position if you will. The holder locks themselves into that bundle of tokens and pays a fee to do so, which is the incentive to hold those tokens for a longer period of time.
In the same breath, the NFT holders become the marketing force. They push users to the products and infra that power the protocol revenue behind our StockFi product suite, because NFT holders inherently adopt the NFT as part of their identity. That is why we have led Robinhood Chain by mindshare for two months straight.
So in essence, the $STONKBROKER token is the most accessible rail and the most important product in our eco. It can be listed on any exchange, bank and distribution channel around the world with ease, and the NFT holders are our marketing team.
Together we push Robinhood Chain stock tokens to the next level with the best APYs and the best use cases, so we can onboard more users to blockchain rails and empower anyone, anywhere, to be an owner and earn passive yield while holding said stock tokens. This is how we win.
Attention Interns, great guide to smart LP! @ClutchMarkets
How to use @ClutchMarkets Smart LP on StonkBrokers, start to finish.
Find it, connect, pick a market, pick a lane, and stake. Also covers how volatility farming works, what the fees are, and how the APY estimate is calculated.
Four and a half minutes. Made for the interns.
robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50
Spanish, German, and Russian versions are in the thread below.
Super Grateful to @chriswalley07 for getting me into the @stonkbrokershub eco. Intern #7307 will be reporting to the Trading floor 🏦
Will be grinding to join @veeman_eth & @CryptoTitus1 in the Brokers Penthouse suite 🫡
Unique AI functionality being built in the $STONK @LaunchOnSF Eco 👀
The Telegram bot also answers questions, so you can check things without opening the site.
/read with a token address gives you Jev's read of it: skip, watch or bid, the risk, the odds and the next 15 minutes.
/hot lists the tokens being called right now.
/top and /groups rank the best callers and the best groups over a window you choose.
/picks shows Jev's most recent picks.
/me gives your own call record. Replying to someone's message with /record gives you theirs.
/stats gives the record of the group you are in.
/watch with an address adds a token to your watchlist.
/alerts shows which kinds of alerts are switched on and lets you turn each one on or off.
They work in a private chat with the bot and in any group or channel it has been added to. /help lists all of them.
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This is how you forge a truly deeply connected community.
Interns launch was so much more than I could have expected.
❤️🔥
And today I welcomed not one, not two, but a FEW people from our little Cape Town crew into the @ClutchMarkets @stonkbrokershub thanks to this very mentality.
He is THEE STONKY @chriswalley07 now respectfully dubbed the STONKFATHER
And he gave in abundance. Didn't have to. ❤️🔥
I could not be more grateful to have found a genuine guy like this in the same town as me on the tippy tip of Africa. 🇿🇦
THE STONKROOM IS COOKING
We are now 4 brokers strong
One whale 🐳
And 7 new activated interns 🙇🏽♂️
@RazMarTaz_ @andre_smith_24 @the_arabian_93 @window313crypto @Shadnesia_Haze @marcus_earle @xXxHitmanxXx_ @bl0ckn0v4 @veeman_eth @CryptoTitus1 @wickhunterdc @NeoTokoh
CLOCK THE F IN
Huge shoutout to the Stonkfather @chriswalley07 for my intern!❤️ A true legend.
Thanks @OxSimpleFarmer for this amazing project. Ready to give my all to the ecosystem! 🚀
Let’s get to work! 💪 @NeoTokoh @veeman_eth @andre_smith_24 @CryptoTitus1 @Shadnesia_Haze @RazMarTaz_
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Gm gm Happy Sunday!
I dedicate my Sunday to my fellow UNCs!
Break the cycle join us!!!
$UNC on Robinhood 0xf6e4f7945bba125c36f4f42ae904dd6cc129cf2a
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Only 2000 TMF Passes will ever exist. Here's some info (since sharing is caring), with more to come:
🪑 Each pass allows you to mint 2 seats.
🪑 Passes are soulbound (non-tradable).
🪑 The website WILL have a UGC application for TMF Passes. Start brainstorming!
Mint Price: TBA
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0 to 273 on day 12
there’s something about persistence and how fundamental it is to building anything noteworthy
study persistent founders
products come and go
invites are going out as i type this
this will go down as the dream team, the best team
too many people stop trying at the first sight of difficulty, i don’t
i’m a believer, i never stopped believing and i continue
we win or we win
tinkering with a funny experiment for all my earliest supporters.
early participants in my spaces get first dibs.
not affiliated with yuga labs.
details in the group chat.
nitter.cf/i/chat/group_join/g209…
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