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Yves Saint Laurent Robert retweeted
Sunday would be a great time for Diego Gomez to score from the half way line
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More hair transplants than defeats this season for Hurzeler is crazy
👏 Brighton have won their last six matches in a row: ✅ 5-0 vs. Coventry City ✅ 3-2 vs. Manchester United ✅ 3-0 vs. Arsenal ✅ 2-0 vs. Sunderland ✅ 4-0 vs. FK Kauno Žalgiris ✅ 5-0 vs. Crystal Palace They've got the best attacking record and best defensive record in the Premier League right now. Fabian Hürzeler is doing a phenomenal job. 🕊️
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At least we can put the attendance wars to bed when we face each other in the championship next season
Bournemouth have a second. Evanilson.
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Yves Saint Laurent Robert retweeted
For the brain dead among us, just remember that Eddie and Andy Howe blasted £150m on Ramsey, Elanga and Wissa last year, another big reason for the mess we're in, 2 summers of monumental wastes of money and it's caught up to us now
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That’s the sign I needed for a break from this app. #nufc
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He’s absolutely buzzing
🗣️ "Newcastle are in the bottom three for all of them." Craig Hope says it is not a surprise to see Newcastle's form drop off following an impressive and spirited start to the season.
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That would have been a great performance if we were a national league north team at home to Villa in the FA Cup.
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Sad to see the decline of Callum Wilson like this.
Replying to @ggubhi
wow, can't believe it. this guy has really fallen off honestly
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The ability of this squad reminds me of the relegation team in 15/16 #nufc
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Yves Saint Laurent Robert retweeted
newcastle really are a pathetic club. #NUFC xitter.cf/WadeSAFC/status/211081…
100% win rate in Europe for Sunderland, no European football for Newcastle topped off with a 4-1 loss to Coventry with former Sunderland favourite Ellis Simms on the scoresheet. Newcastle really are a pathetic club.
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Yves Saint Laurent Robert retweeted
Replying to @YSLRNUFC
Hurting from watching your rivals score a last minute winner against a 2nd division Portuguese team is hilarious 😂
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no you fucking haven’t 🤣 #nufc
Aura mogged an entire fucking league
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🚨 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 BREAKING NEWS! Jacob Murphy is now VERY CLOSE to agreeing a new contract with Newcastle United. Talks have accelerated in recent weeks and he is now on the verge of signing improved terms that would take him up to the summer of 2028. 📃 🖋️ ⚫⚪ #NUFC Via @CraigHope_DM
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Yves Saint Laurent Robert retweeted
last Eddie Howe team 🥀 #NUFC
An Eddie Howe team isn’t losing 4-1 to Coventry. It just isn’t. #NUFC
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You’d probably wait and release this not fresh off the back of being humped by Coventry, wouldn’t you? 😂 #nufc
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Yves Saint Laurent Robert retweeted
Andoni Iraola on Alexander Isak “Alex (Isak) will be out for a while. Probably a few months until we will see him again.”
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Yves Saint Laurent Robert retweeted
Hey @paddypower why don’t you make an amusing video about this ? 🤔
A gardener’s iPad showed she’d won £1.1 MILLION on a Paddy Power game. They paid her £20,265.14 and said the screen was wrong. Four and a half years later, a High Court judge ruled the screen was right. – Corrine Durber was a gardener from Gloucestershire, England. – In October 2020 she was playing a Paddy Power game called Wild Hatter on her iPad. It combines a fruit machine with a wheel-of-fortune bonus round. – She won the first stage, moved to the next level, and spun the jackpot wheel. – The screen showed the “Monster Jackpot” of £1,097,132.71. – She took a screenshot. – Paddy Power paid her £20,265.14, the amount for the smaller “Daily Jackpot,” and gave no explanation. – She complained to the company the same evening. – Paddy Power said a programming error had made the screen show the wrong prize. Its random number generator, it said, had only selected the Daily Jackpot. – Its terms and conditions said the generator’s result was final and that it wasn’t liable for system errors. – That was the whole problem. Paddy Power wrote the game, ran the software that picked the result, wrote the rules, and then decided which number counted when its own screen disagreed with its own system. – A prediction market doesn’t work that way. There’s no house writing the game or choosing the result afterward. – You trade against another person at a price someone actually agreed to, and your payout comes from the person on the other side, not from a company deciding the number on your screen was a mistake. – She sued for breach of contract. – In March 2025, Mr Justice Ritchie granted summary judgment in her favor, so there was no full trial. – His 62-page ruling found that human error in mapping the game’s software caused the on-screen result to differ from the generator’s. It affected 14 plays over 48 days. – The judge said customers expect the house to pay if they bet on number 13 and the ball lands on 13. – He found the terms unfair and unenforceable under the Consumer Rights Act 2015, and not part of her contract. – He also said it was unfair to place all the risk on the consumer for the company’s own errors, negligence, and inadequate testing. – She said the judge confirmed she had “fairly and squarely won £1 MILLION.” – She said Paddy Power had “tried their very best to deny me my rightful winnings.” – She said she would never bet with them again. A gardener hit £1.1 MILLION on her iPad, was paid £20,000 instead, and spent four and a half years in court proving the screen was right.
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Lets start a petition to make international breaks last from August to May #nufc
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Yves Saint Laurent Robert retweeted
🚨 EXCL: Sunderland reject £8m offer from Chelsea to sign Granit Xhaka. #SAFC told #CFC 33yo not for sale at any price. Stamford Bridge club felt bid fair but PL rivals viewed as unacceptable + insist no further proposals will be entertained @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7403991…
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