ALT Melania was there to introduce who the fuck even knows what she there to introduce. We keep hearing about how this woman speaks five languages, but English is apparently not one of them. Fortunately, Donny was on hand to translate Melly’s word-adjacent mouth-sounds. “…also establishes the The White House Women’s— Health Task Force, which will— mobilize the entire federal government to coordinate action focused on improving women’s health. And this task force will be led by Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy, that’s a big one. And, uh, he’s been fantastic.” Fact check: has Bobby Brainworms indeed been ‘fantastic’? I have no idea what this so-called ‘women’s health task’ force is supposed to achieve, but I do know that every time Cokesnort McToiletseat rears his head, some long-ago-conquered, easily-preventable malady makes a roaring comeback. You’re welcome, women! Enjoy the who-knows-what-delights that are in store for you. Probably dying during childbirth.