Bananas for sports, especially NFL & Seattle teams! Monkeying around with hot takes & witty banter. Not Mike Florio's burner (or am I?).

Kent, WA
Joined March 2015
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This billboard wasn't allowed in public, so please don't look at it or retweet it. Thanks dutchbarn.com
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#xfinity back up in Kent Wa
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World Chimp retweeted
What Americans need right now is to scroll through the flood of social media posts from World Cup visitors. They are not just coming to our great host cities, like Seattle. They are seeing the places in between. They are getting a glimpse of the real America, not the version filtered through our media, our politics, or our addiction to controversy. And the reviews are strong: “This is the America we were promised as kids.” “Nothing comes close to America.” “The best thing about this World Cup is experiencing America.” “These are the kindest, friendliest people I have ever met in my life.” America is not a political party. It is not a government. It is an idea, and it is a people. This is the pep talk, and the reality check, we needed as our birthday approaches. America is amazing. We are amazing. And our best days are ahead.
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I can't agree with this more. To me, this is the number 1 reason that sports are great for kids.
When you're not performing well it can feel like the house is on fire. You can either run away, or you can figure out how to put it out. That's not a sport skill. That's a life skill that baseball can teach. New pod episode out now: 🎙️ Pitch Smart 2.0: From Ranting on Twitter to the MLB Boardroom 🎙️
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Had a blast interviewing for an opportunity to be a #FIFAvolunteer at Seattle World Cup games. – at Kent, WA
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It's human nature to be afraid of getting hurt by a ball off the end of your bat but you are going to be fine.
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Term of endearment test: "How's my little "Chubby Noodle" doing today? . . I think it's a good one.
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If I were a coach, I'd jump at this opportunity.
What it looks like at the ground level: - Local WA games & no significant travel - Parents who've been trained to understand your job is to coach & their job is just to cheer in the stands - Kids who want to ball out & make you / themselves proud
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Bruce Miller is NOT Bob Wolcott and the exhaustion card is being overplayed by the #ALCS broadcast team
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Ima liking this new kit
The uniforms are here. Enter to win a signed @jaxon_smith1 Rivalries jersey! Like & repost to enter.
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"Welcome back. The Seahawks have made their selection, but before we get to that, let's continue our discussion on the entire draft history of the Cowboys"
A tradition that goes back generations. "And with the 14th pick of the 1977 NFL Draft, the Seahawks are on the clock & we may or may not tell you who they're picking right after these important messages from Atari & the new motion picture show, Star Wars."
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My Rodgers birthday/age reference drinking game was a bad idea. #Seahawks , #NYJets
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This one hurts. The mom of one of our Academy players passed away last week. The kid had already lost his father several years ago, so now at 16 years old he's without either of his parents. If you can donate anything, in any amount, it's appreciated: gofund.me/28a02735
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Base hits come in a bunch of different flavors 🍦 Some barrels from our Academy WA 16U & 18U during last weekend's on-field machine pitch scrimmage.
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From years ago, and the reason my buddy no longer bets on the #BuffaloBills. Go #Seahawks ! @BuffaloFAMbase
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First lineup exchange for @Mariners
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