Wikiballs

The wikiballs account has been dormant for a year because the account owner was busy running DOGE for @realDonaldTrump via @HartyDFC

David Attenborough invented DAB radio. Via @MONKFISH000

The 60's song Soul Man was originally recorded by 'Salmon' Dave, a well known Scottish fisherman.

I am alive......

Catherine, Princess of Wales, has over a 1000 body doubles which are stored in a large shed at the bottom of Buckingham Palace.

Roxy Music was named after Emmerdale star Roxanne Pallett via @HartyDFC

Bryans Ferry ran from Hull to Zebrugge every day from 1987 to 1995.

Jason Status is the most successful drum and bass artist ever.

Nobody can pronounce Chorizo correctly.

If you don't use the word 'hun' when replying to a friends post on Facebook within 7 days of signing up, your account is closed and you are banned for life.

American soul singer PP Arnold has never sent a letter out in her own name.

'Omid Scobie' is American slang for sad wanker.

All jobs advertised by recruitment consultants are a great opportunity to progress your career.

All kebabs shops are rubbish, there isn't a decent one in the world, not one.

Due to the events in the Middle East the BBC will be renaming their popular mid morning show 'Homes Under The Hamas' which will focus how you can rebuild your home and tunnel network following weeks of bombing.

Cats paws are made of the exact same chemical composition as butter, ensuring they always land 'butter down' when falling.

All action movies end with a fist fight.