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Darlo Walrus

@HartyDFC

Darlo loving, seawater-scented, crustacean-munching, permanently-moist lard bucket

 Newcastle upon Tyne
Joined February 2009
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THE DARLO - WALRUS PARADOX Dec 31st Thor Walrus appears in Scarborough Jan 1st Thor Walrus departs Scarborough Jan 2nd 10:00 Darlo Walrus departs to Scarborough 12:30 Thor Walrus appears 3 miles from Darlo Walrus' house 15:30 @safc 2-5 @Official_Darlo 15:45 My family see Thor
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DB@dyIanbrettOct 25
The funk soul brother
Henry (@henryd91932) profile pictureHenry@henryd91932Oct 25
Carrick out now 😡😡
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PLAYOFFS BITCH
Darlington FC (@Official_Darlo) profile pictureDarlington FC
@Official_DarloSep 25
✍️ WELCOME BACK JACOB ✍️ Striker Jacob Hazel returns to the Quakers on loan, we caught up with him following his move. 🔗youtu.be/86fMOBTfPAw #WeAreDarlo #OurTownYourClub
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Always nice to hear a commentator talk about our troubled history with sensitivity and accuracy. No erroneous references to liquidation, phoenix clubs etc 🖤🤍
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Ed Sheeran watches WW2 documentaries with a half and half scarf on
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I have always been a huge fan of Watson, but this is truly dire. The parallels with Armstrong are unreal - we just seem totally bereft of ideas. I reckon the club might hang fire a bit longer before making a change - but anything other than a win next week and he's toast.
Darlington FC (@Official_Darlo) profile pictureDarlington FC
@Official_DarloSep 12
⏰ 𝗙𝗨𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 Defeat. #WeAreDarlo⚫️⚪️
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Probably the best thread of replies ever
Anthony Day (@AnthonyDaytv) profile pictureAnthony Day
@AnthonyDaytvJul 30
New liverpool away shirt has arrived! @LFC @LFCRetail
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Darlington FC
@Official_DarloJul 21
𝗦𝗮𝗺 𝗛𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗼𝗻 ✍️ Darlington are delighted to announce the signing of midfielder Sam Hetherington on a one-year deal ahead of the 2026/27 season. Welcome back to Blackwell Meadows, Sam! ⚫⚪ Hear from Sam as he reflects on his return to the Quakers and looks ahead this season. ⤵️ 🔗 youtu.be/38z2Z0wvXeY #WeAreDarlo #OurTownYourClub
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DEFINITELY LEGIT TICKETING OPPORTUNITY
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A tourist was seriously injured Friday evening after being thrown 8 feet into the air by a bull bison in Yellowstone National Park. Professional photographer Mike Macleod filmed the incident and said the bison was "angry, agitated and charging anything and everything." (No audio)
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Joe@DarloBillJul 7
If we did manage to beat Norway, which with that disgusting goth they have up front will be a ridiculous task in itself, the last thing we want is to be playing Argentina. It's clear they are engineering a Messi farewell so all the little virgins can have one last wank over him
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Eck@vitrioleck20 Apr 2022
When you've had ten pints and start singing Yellow by Coldplay
Miguel Delaney (@MiguelDelaney) profile pictureMiguel Delaney
@MiguelDelaney20 Apr 2022
Lukaku starts.
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Let's get right right into these bastards
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Did Danny Murphy genuinely just share that his childhood cat was lost forever when it climbed in a Royal Mail van? Nonsense. It'll still be in there
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Props to the Facebook user who responded to this story by saying if he was a cat he'd rather belong to Kurt Zouma
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Weird way to announce the whole band have died
Henry Winter (@henrywinter) profile pictureHenry Winter
@henrywinterJun 26
🦁🦁🦁🍏
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Very poor. The realiy is we've performed for 30 minutes across two games. The rest has been average at best.
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Paddy Raff@paddyraffcomedyJun 17
Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before
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"And this here, look - a perfectly square bit of black dirt on the VAR room camera"
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