Agri market analyst (fertilizer, grains etc). Scottish accent (it's not Irish). Co-founder: @Episode3net Co-host: @AgWatchers. Insta @thewheatwatcher

Australia and Scotland
Joined May 2009
You can now join me at my new only fans account, 'onlygrains'. On this account, I will be providing daily grain market commentary in my strongest Scottish accent whilst only wearing a kilt.
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Andrew Whitelaw retweeted
I can’t help but notice some Americans are using Tesla demoing a shell concept car hopping for two seconds as some kind of global claim of technical superiority. Well… Thrust-based vertical manoeuvring? Developed in Britain in 1957, culminating in the Harrier Jump Jet, with the P.1127 making its first hover in 1960. And the upside-down car stuff? That’s fan-generated downforce, already demonstrated by British car company McMurtry with its electric Spéirling, which has been destroying track records around the world for the last few years using that exact technology. So let’s not confuse demonstrating an existing engineering principle for the first time in a Tesla prototype to inventing the underlying technology. And the difference is, both the Harrier and McMurtry are real world products, not vastly adapted prototypes designed for a single demonstration. Rule Britannia, spiffing stuff boys and all that. 🇬🇧
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Andrew Whitelaw retweeted
In my spare time I’m Grounds Chairman at our golf club…nothing quite like sitting back, cruising along mowing grass. Tournament prep a week out from one of our three majors we hold.
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Andrew Whitelaw retweeted
42km through the night (furthest I’ve ever run before when I got lost in Canberra) for the bravery trust Dusk to Dawn challenge. Apparently someone ran 101.2km
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It’s a nice walk home from town to my parents
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The two greatest drinks for a late Friday night.
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Andrew Whitelaw retweeted
I know a lot of you don't have LinkedIn (and honestly I can't blame you) so here's a post I'd like to share:
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Replying to @NickSolheim
Who knew the secret to the art of the deal is simply repeatedly bullying the invaded country to accept occupation without fighting back without putting any pressure on the invader?
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This is the longest stretch if reality I’ve ever seen in my life. The non Christian population of the falklands is less than 2%. It’s extremely remote - so not sure how this will become an Islamic state.
🚨🇦🇷 NEW: Argentinian President Javier Milei has shared a post calling for the takeover of the Falkland Islands to prevent the “interference of an Islamic state” in the region [@guardian]
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Elon Musk says decisions to restrict the speed or usage of Starlink’s Starshield are up to the U.S. military and Trump
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Probably satire but if not, can I get some of what that strategist is on.
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I thought the US had already destroyed the nuclear sites in June 2025.
BREAKING: The US military is considering using the ‘mother of all bombs’ to 'target Iranian energy infrastructure and nuclear sites should President Donald Trump give the order', according to CNN report.
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