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I did the best that I could. He/Him.

San Jose, CA
Joined September 2014
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ever since i was a little girl, i knew i wanted rights
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It’s Election Day. Please remember to vote. And if you’re privileged enough to think that none of these issues impact you, please consider how they impact your family, your friends, your neighbors, their loved ones and anyone else for whom you can spare a moment of empathy.🇺🇸
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Republicans, what you forgot about Faustian bargains with Mephistopheles is that not only he takes your soul, he doesn’t deliver. Donald Trump won one race with 46.1% and you folded on every value you claimed to believe. You deserve this.
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There's a long overdue conversation to be had about online " activism" that's really just undiagnosed mental illness.
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When you close your stump speech by literally saying, “I’m not Hitler” and you aren’t running against Hitler it feels like there might be a problem.
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And this is the guts of it. A significant plurality of American voters can be easily convinced to vote against their own interests or desires if a candidate promises to hate and abuse the people they think they are supposed to hate and fear. And with a relentless demagogue on the loose, we are now approaching the threshold at which our electorate is too fucking stupid to operate a republic.
Focusing for a moment on the POLICIES at play. Voters were asked whether they supported 100 different policies, but weren't told whether the policy was from Trump or Harris. Nearly all of Harris' policies got majority support from the public, and... 🧵
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Today the kitten got big enough to climb onto my dresser - which I found out because he knocked my jewelry box on the floor, and then picked out every piece of good jewelry and carried it back to his bed, leaving the cheap stuff in a pile by the dresser. Absolutely no notes.
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James Buchanan wouldn't wipe Warren Harding's ass with this mook.
Trump: "I'm the greatest president there's ever been. I said, what about George Washington? No, you're better. What about Lincoln? What about Abraham Lincoln? Nope, you're better."
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If you think both of the candidates are equally bad, I think you are just as bad as both of them.
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Remember, CA voters: if they have the money to pay for a political ad on TV, they stand to make a LOT of money from you voting the way they want. And they pack those ads with lies to confuse you. #yeson33
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Buffalo Wings can only be called Buffalo Wings if they come from Buffalo, NY. Anywhere else you have to call them “sparkling butthole rippers”
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I got a message for all the little prícks I blocked who can see my tweets again: Fück you.
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This makes me almost unreasonably happy. And proud to share one more election cycle with this American.
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the curse
Besides your phone, wallet and keys, what do you carry with you everyday?
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I invite the public to watch Trump's rallies and be the decision-maker on his acuity.
Trump: And it's so simple… Elon with his rocket ships that land within 12 inches on the moon where they wanted to land or he gets the engines back, that was the first, I really, I said, who the hell did that? I saw engines about 4 years ago. These things were coming, cylinders, no wings, no nothing. And they're coming down very slowly landing on a raft in the middle of the ocean someplace with a circle. Boom, reminded me of the Biden circles that he used to have, right? He'd have eight circles… I don't know, I don't know, couldn't fill up the eight circles. I always loved those circles. They were so beautiful. It was so beautiful to look at. In fact, the person that did them, that was the best thing about his, the level of that circle was great… Then I heard we lost. Oh, we lost. No we're never gonna let that happen again. But we've been abused…
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Fhastheyvtsnjsgtnnjdjdjdhxhdhdndjdjdjdndjjdjekdjdjdjd!!!!!
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To be a Socialist you need to, you know, cooperate with a social group. Make compromises. Achieve a consensus. If you think socialism doesn't involve opportunity costs, yoboy, you ain't seen Socialism.
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America is full of people who think that all government is tainted and bad and think that makes them Socialists when, in actuality, they are just Libertarians with cooler tattoos.
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They would love to limit this to a sex scandal. Those are common in politics. What’s uncommon is Mark Robinson’s insane views supportive of Nazism and slavery. That’s what Vance is trying to steer attention away from.
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It’s time for people to stop being hateful about fat bodies and start being hateful about fat vehicles. I hate SUVs. They look like full diapers squishing down the road, constantly spilling into other lanes. Why do so many people need to drive around in a studio apartment?
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