i spend too much time finding this shit. My job is to find the best narras. What happens above 10k is up to the market.

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PHP IS AT 1 MIL AND WE HAVE A CONFIRMED EASTER EGG $SCOTH THIS IS GENNY DONT FADE GBjKU2eR1cDVEU6LnYCJ94MbRS6aE2DKXS2pUsyLpump
PHP LITERALLY HAD A DOG HIDDEN INSIDE IT AS AN EASTER EGG 😭 With everything going on around PHP, I just found the perfect narra. shiflett.org/blog/2006/php-e… Meet Scotch, PHP co-creator Zeev Suraski’s dog. His actual photo was embedded in PHP’s source code as a hidden Easter egg. Bro has been part of PHP lore since at least 2006 😭 His owner has a GITHUB, so I’m redirecting the fees to him. github.com/zsuraski Dex at 20k as usual
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Wild GBjKU2eR1cDVEU6LnYCJ94MbRS6aE2DKXS2pUsyLpump Scotch
PHP LITERALLY HAD A DOG HIDDEN INSIDE IT AS AN EASTER EGG 😭 With everything going on around PHP, I just found the perfect narra. shiflett.org/blog/2006/php-e… Meet Scotch, PHP co-creator Zeev Suraski’s dog. His actual photo was embedded in PHP’s source code as a hidden Easter egg. Bro has been part of PHP lore since at least 2006 😭 His owner has a GITHUB, so I’m redirecting the fees to him. github.com/zsuraski Dex at 20k as usual
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i will give u an ipod
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Dexerto
@DexertoOct 18
A hacker found he could hijack 68,000 AI companion robots and make them tell users their parents had died He also accessed 13 million conversations and found detailed profiles on 31,000 children
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firekitten better than swordcat
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this is really good
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Everybody trying to PvP, this is the correct one. Anybody in the Jane Doe coin is a disgusting grifter. The story is about how 7 Cornell students raped a girl, not who the girl is and saying “I and Jane Doe”.
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HOLY SHIT Whole ass lid gonna be blown off. 1/3 girls sexually assaulted at Cornell.
A state-mandated survey of undergraduate students at Cornell revealed that more than one-third of undergraduate women said they had experienced sexual assault during their time at the Ivy League university. abcnews.link/T2sccqz
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400k posts on X 200k on TikTok all the gen Z Talking about this topic if we still active and making raids this can touch the million
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This is going to RIP when ct realizes how big this story is
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YOOO I AM FROM SAPIN AND THIS IS GOING HERE HELLA VIRAL
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Biggest story in America rn You live under a rock if you don’t know about this unjust occurrence
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Going crazy viral. My college in Arizona is all talking about it on the YikYak. Everyone is seeing this and all the goys are trippin over it
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Cornell 7
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i cant see this not doing numbers when it bonds and vol picks up what sick fwks though, they should bring back hanging for these lads
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I’m pretty sure this case are Elon interest
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employee of the fucking month
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room’s a mess but look at this handsome bastard
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