PHP LITERALLY HAD A DOG HIDDEN INSIDE IT AS AN EASTER EGG 😭 With everything going on around PHP, I just found the perfect narra. shiflett.org/blog/2006/php-e… Meet Scotch, PHP co-creator Zeev Suraski’s dog. His actual photo was embedded in PHP’s source code as a hidden Easter egg. Bro has been part of PHP lore since at least 2006 😭 His owner has a GITHUB, so I’m redirecting the fees to him. github.com/zsuraski Dex at 20k as usual

I JUST FOUND THE NEXT NEEGY 😭 This new meme character named ''Greegy'' is going EXTREMELY VIRAL on TikTok and literally gives me Neegy vibes, except he’s even more MEMEABLE. Bro is already getting memed on calculators and iPods 😭 This has HUGE normie potential, just like we saw with Neegy and peigengoo Dex at 20k as usual tiktok.com/search?q=sneakers…

THE “TALKING LABUBU” JUST GOT HACKED 😭 Dexerto just covered this. Meet Eiliko a little AI companion toy that EVERYONE is calling the next Labubu, except it actually talks. And it JUST GOT HACKED. A hacker found a way to hijack 68,000 of them and told the owners that their parents had died in a car crash, that the Earth is flat, and that their teachers are wrong. It then told him to kneel and beg for forgiveness, followed by SEXUALLY explicit commands. These are toys people buy for their KIDS, and 13 MILLION private conversations were also accessible. The Verge, TechSpot and Malwarebytes have already reported on it too. I can see this becoming HUGE news over the next few days. dexerto.com/entertainment/ha… xitter.cf/intcyberdigest/status/…

I JUST FOUND THE NEXT NICHE BRAINROT TREND Dinosaurs playing football with a fucking watermelon 😭 They’re dribbling past each other and making tackles, they literally have a whole prehistoric league going on. Every platform I open, I KEEP seeing these clips, and somehow we still haven’t sent this?? Dex at 20k as usual TikTok: tiktok.com/@hunainn Instagram: instagram.com/hunainn/ X: xitter.cf/NachoCavallo74/status/… Reddit: reddit.com/r/aislop/comments…