David Byrne reveals he used Elon Musk’s own bizarre quotes as song lyrics for a new documentary about the billionaire, saying some were too crazy to make up “I thought, let’s see if we can get inside Elon Musk’s head and imagine what he’s thinking, how he feels, what he thinks of himself.” “He makes lots of really quotable quotes. He puts them out there, and I just thought, well, okay, we got lyrics right here.” “He says, you know, I eat a glass sandwich. I do it every day. I couldn’t make that up. But he said it.”

Anna Kendrick says she was amazed to learn that “vagina” could be used as a verb during a movie rehearsal “She came in and she was trying to get one of the characters to kind of do like a kind of lewd body movement, and she was like, ‘So, I think you're, you know, you're just over here and you're just like vaginaing on the couch.’” “I didn't know that vagina could be a verb.” “I didn't know that either. But she's a choreographer. She's, this is her world, and I'm just trying, I'm learning a lot.”

Robbie Williams reveals Elton John once showed up with a doctor and psychiatrist to take him to rehab after he developed cocaine psychosis “I wake up and there’s a knock on my shoulder. I look up and it’s Elton John, David Furnish, a doctor and a psychiatrist. And they’re here to take me away.” “They told me, ‘You’ve got cocaine psychosis. You’ve got to go to rehab now.’ And I was like, ‘I’ve got to go to rehab now?’” “I got taken to a detox center, and it was proper One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest stuff. I opened the curtains in my room, and there were bars and a brick wall.”

Nicolas Cage reveals he spent four times the amount donated to an orphanage on a two headed snake, only to give it away after things got too weird “I was dreaming about two headed eagles. And then my manager got a phone call saying someone had found a two headed snake and thought I would be interested.” It's more. It was like four times the amount.” “The two heads would fight, and I had to put a spatula between them to feed him. It just got a little too freaky for me, so I took it to the Audubon Zoo.”

Miles Teller reveals that three of the six new pilots in Top Gun: Maverick were throwing up almost every day while filming in fighter jets “There's six new pilots in the story, and three out of the six puked like every day.” “I was not one of them.” “It's so hot. Whatever temperature it is outside, that's the temperature inside the bird.” Teller also admits he made a huge mistake before flight training by drinking the night before and showing up hungover. “You could not think of anything you'd want to be doing less than bombing maneuvers and you're ripping Gs and you're just like, ‘I'm such an idiot.’”

Charlie Sheen reveals the hilarious thing he did after publicly announcing he was HIV positive, asking his makeup artist to make his eyes look lighter because he thought he looked too dark on camera. “There was something radically liberating and something very freeing about being able to come out and say, ‘Look, here's what I'm dealing with.’” “I caught a glimpse of myself on the monitor, and I was really dark. So during the break, I told Gabe to come back out to my makeup artist and make my eyes a little lighter.”

Nathan Fielder reveals how a failed joke during a police stop turned into a nightmare after an officer spotted something suspicious in his car “I’m driving down this rural road when a cop pulls me over. I’m super nervous, and as a comedian, my instinct is to diffuse the situation with a joke.” “I tell him, ‘Thank God you’re not the fashion police, or I’d be in big trouble right now.’ The cop doesn’t laugh.” “Then I look down and realize I’ve left a baggy on the seat beside me. He looks at it and asks, ‘What’s that?’” “So I respond with the least suspicious thing you can say: ‘Oh, I don’t know. It’s not mine.’” “I’m freaking out because I’ve always felt like I wouldn’t fare very well in prison.”

Emma Stone says a tattoo artist turned a meaningful family tribute into a tattoo she has to hide at work “My mom beat breast cancer, and her favorite song is Blackbird. I asked Paul McCartney to draw bird feet so our family could get matching tattoos.” “He drew them beautifully, but the tattoo artist didn’t seem to care about the design.” “Everyone else in my family has these very fine tattoos, and I have to get mine covered for work every day. But I love the tattoo.”

Jon Cryer says Charlie Sheen’s infamous meltdown was too big a part of his life to leave out of his book, but he has heard nothing from Sheen since excerpts were published. “It was a huge part of my life. If I wanted to read a book about me that didn’t have that in it? No.” “It was fascinating to be in the middle of that hurricane, because it blew up so huge. It was crazy every day living that.” “And there was radio silence. I’ve heard nothing from Charlie. And I don’t know if you noticed, but he’s a guy who kind of feels free about letting people know how he feels.”

Emma Stone says Pinterest lets her imagine her dream life, but her real life is a different story. She can picture her perfect home, yet her actual apartment is completely empty. “Pinterest is basically like a mood board online, and you can build your dream life.” “You’re like, ‘This is what my house would look like.’ And your life is sad because it doesn’t look like that.” “My apartment right now that I just rented is empty.” “I have an empty apartment that just sits there.”

Charlie Sheen says Dave Chappelle was partly responsible for his meltdown after laughing so hard at one of his sketches that he ruptured a hernia and ended up in the hospital “I still hold him responsible.” “It was the KKK sketch, where a blind white supremacist doesn't know he's black. A brilliant sketch, and I laughed myself into a ruptured hernia.” “I had to go to the hospital, and the show thought that that was an OD.” “So they fired me based on the hernia heard round the world.”

Jason Bateman reveals he never actually met Donald Trump while filming a scene together, with editing making their handshake look real despite being thousands of miles apart. “We were not in the scene together. I was in San Francisco, he was in New York, and we had to cut all that together.” “They say he's got short fingers, but they're very long. They go across the country.” “The editing is just as bad as the acting.”

Jamie Lee Curtis hilariously explains why Fast & Furious: Tokyo Drift is her favorite action movie, then turns a simple window or aisle question into a debate about dividing the world “I think we die. I think that’s it.” “They are about family and cars. A family that has... a lot of cars.” “You could cleave the world between windows and aisles.”

Jamie Lee Curtis says one terrifying realization about her addiction saved her life and led her to sobriety “I imagined that she would die, and I would attend her funeral, and I would hug her children, and I would have blood on my hands. Or, I would die, and she would attend my funeral, and she would hug my children with blood on her hands.” “And in that moment, I understood that it was going to kill me.” “I was terrified of being a public figure and walking into recovery centers. But I asked for help, and a woman I had never met walked into a recovery room with me. I've been sober since that day.”

Jamie Lee Curtis says she invented and patented a diaper with built in wipes after a stressful diaper change, but never launched it because she was too exhausted “I needed the wipes. And you see the wipes are far away. So the diaper's off, and you're thinking, do I lift her up to carry her?” “I said, ‘I need to invent a diaper that has a wiper built into the diaper.’ And I invented ‘Dipe and Wipe,’ diapers and wipers in one, and I patented it.” Jimmy Kimmel asked why people couldn't buy it. Her answer? “Because I'm exhausted.”

Debt has a way of making a good salary feel like a low income. You earn $5,000 a month, but $1,500 goes to rent. Another $600 goes to your car payment. Credit cards take $400. Student loans take $350. Insurance, groceries, and utilities take what's left. You work all month, get paid, and immediately send most of it to people you already owe. Then an emergency hits, so you borrow again just to stay afloat. The next paycheck arrives with half of it already spoken for. And somehow, you're supposed to save six months of expenses while paying interest on yesterday's survival. WHEN DID GETTING PAID BECOME NOTHING MORE THAN A CHANCE TO PAY FOR THE MONEY YOU ALREADY SPENT?

A paycheck used to mean financial security. Now it just means you can afford to make it to the next paycheck. You get paid on Friday and spend the weekend catching up on bills. Your rent takes a huge chunk before you even buy groceries. Your car payment is due before your last paycheck has finished covering the previous month. You work overtime, but the extra money disappears into expenses you were already struggling to afford. And somehow, you're supposed to build an emergency fund, invest for retirement, and save for a house with whatever is left. Now millions of people earn more than their parents ever did but have less financial security than they had at the same age. WHEN DID EARNING A LIVING BECOME SO EXPENSIVE THAT YOU CAN WORK FULL TIME AND STILL HAVE NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT?

Imagine working your entire life and still being unable to afford the place you live. Your landlord raises the rent because the market allows it. Your employer gives you a small raise that barely covers the increase. You move farther away to find something cheaper, then spend the savings on transportation. You consider buying a home, but the deposit keeps moving further out of reach while property prices climb. You keep saving, but the goal gets more expensive faster than your savings grow. And people who bought homes decades ago tell you to stop buying things you don't need and start building wealth. Now you're paying someone else's mortgage while being priced out of ever getting one of your own. WHEN DID HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD BECOME A LIFETIME FINANCIAL GOAL INSTEAD OF A BASIC PART OF LIFE?

A job used to be a way out of poverty. Now it’s a subscription to survival. You work 40 hours a week and still struggle to afford a place to live. You get a degree and spend years paying off the debt it took to earn it. You get a promotion and watch your rent increase faster than your salary. You save money, and one medical emergency or car repair can wipe out months of progress. And somehow, every financial struggle is blamed on your daily coffee, your spending habits, or your lack of discipline. Now people are working harder, studying longer, and sacrificing more just to afford the lifestyle one paycheck used to provide. WHEN DID SURVIVING BECOME A FULL TIME JOB THAT DOESN’T EVEN PAY ENOUGH TO SURVIVE?

Jason Bateman says he accidentally walked into a Scientology Center with his wife while trying to find a movie premiere, thinking he had found the right building. “My wife and I get out of the car, walk into the place, there's like Christmas trees all set up in front, no one there. I thought, ‘Oh, this is kind of a quaint premiere, I guess.’” “I get halfway in there, just a bunch of guys with black suits start walking out. I think, ‘Oh, is the movie already over?’ No, these are a gang from the Scientology Center which I just walked into.” “So, we were a block short. I've got back, thank God the car was still there.”