Robbie Williams reveals Elton John once showed up with a doctor and psychiatrist to take him to rehab after he developed cocaine psychosis “I wake up and there’s a knock on my shoulder. I look up and it’s Elton John, David Furnish, a doctor and a psychiatrist. And they’re here to take me away.” “They told me, ‘You’ve got cocaine psychosis. You’ve got to go to rehab now.’ And I was like, ‘I’ve got to go to rehab now?’” “I got taken to a detox center, and it was proper One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest stuff. I opened the curtains in my room, and there were bars and a brick wall.”

Nicolas Cage reveals he spent four times the amount donated to an orphanage on a two headed snake, only to give it away after things got too weird “I was dreaming about two headed eagles. And then my manager got a phone call saying someone had found a two headed snake and thought I would be interested.” It's more. It was like four times the amount.” “The two heads would fight, and I had to put a spatula between them to feed him. It just got a little too freaky for me, so I took it to the Audubon Zoo.”

Miles Teller reveals that three of the six new pilots in Top Gun: Maverick were throwing up almost every day while filming in fighter jets “There's six new pilots in the story, and three out of the six puked like every day.” “I was not one of them.” “It's so hot. Whatever temperature it is outside, that's the temperature inside the bird.” Teller also admits he made a huge mistake before flight training by drinking the night before and showing up hungover. “You could not think of anything you'd want to be doing less than bombing maneuvers and you're ripping Gs and you're just like, ‘I'm such an idiot.’”

Charlie Sheen reveals the hilarious thing he did after publicly announcing he was HIV positive, asking his makeup artist to make his eyes look lighter because he thought he looked too dark on camera. “There was something radically liberating and something very freeing about being able to come out and say, ‘Look, here's what I'm dealing with.’” “I caught a glimpse of myself on the monitor, and I was really dark. So during the break, I told Gabe to come back out to my makeup artist and make my eyes a little lighter.”

Nathan Fielder reveals how a failed joke during a police stop turned into a nightmare after an officer spotted something suspicious in his car “I’m driving down this rural road when a cop pulls me over. I’m super nervous, and as a comedian, my instinct is to diffuse the situation with a joke.” “I tell him, ‘Thank God you’re not the fashion police, or I’d be in big trouble right now.’ The cop doesn’t laugh.” “Then I look down and realize I’ve left a baggy on the seat beside me. He looks at it and asks, ‘What’s that?’” “So I respond with the least suspicious thing you can say: ‘Oh, I don’t know. It’s not mine.’” “I’m freaking out because I’ve always felt like I wouldn’t fare very well in prison.”

Emma Stone says a tattoo artist turned a meaningful family tribute into a tattoo she has to hide at work “My mom beat breast cancer, and her favorite song is Blackbird. I asked Paul McCartney to draw bird feet so our family could get matching tattoos.” “He drew them beautifully, but the tattoo artist didn’t seem to care about the design.” “Everyone else in my family has these very fine tattoos, and I have to get mine covered for work every day. But I love the tattoo.”

Jon Cryer says Charlie Sheen’s infamous meltdown was too big a part of his life to leave out of his book, but he has heard nothing from Sheen since excerpts were published. “It was a huge part of my life. If I wanted to read a book about me that didn’t have that in it? No.” “It was fascinating to be in the middle of that hurricane, because it blew up so huge. It was crazy every day living that.” “And there was radio silence. I’ve heard nothing from Charlie. And I don’t know if you noticed, but he’s a guy who kind of feels free about letting people know how he feels.”

Emma Stone says Pinterest lets her imagine her dream life, but her real life is a different story. She can picture her perfect home, yet her actual apartment is completely empty. “Pinterest is basically like a mood board online, and you can build your dream life.” “You’re like, ‘This is what my house would look like.’ And your life is sad because it doesn’t look like that.” “My apartment right now that I just rented is empty.” “I have an empty apartment that just sits there.”

Charlie Sheen says Dave Chappelle was partly responsible for his meltdown after laughing so hard at one of his sketches that he ruptured a hernia and ended up in the hospital “I still hold him responsible.” “It was the KKK sketch, where a blind white supremacist doesn't know he's black. A brilliant sketch, and I laughed myself into a ruptured hernia.” “I had to go to the hospital, and the show thought that that was an OD.” “So they fired me based on the hernia heard round the world.”

Jason Bateman reveals he never actually met Donald Trump while filming a scene together, with editing making their handshake look real despite being thousands of miles apart. “We were not in the scene together. I was in San Francisco, he was in New York, and we had to cut all that together.” “They say he's got short fingers, but they're very long. They go across the country.” “The editing is just as bad as the acting.”