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Mumpsimus⚓️🇵🇹

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Astros, right or wrong. Errare humanum est, persevere diabolicum

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@slmandelNov 9
I have no idea why you need to be in a conference at this point. Play whoever you want.
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@barstoolsportsNov 8
When you hear your boy say he’s 6 foot to a girl at the bar
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@bruce_straughanNov 7
Lou Holtz: “God may not care who wins a football game, but his mother sure does," Our Lady Queen of Victory, Pray For Us! Go Irish! ☘️ Beat Canes!!
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Malik Zaire
@MalikZaire8Nov 7
Best pizza around!
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@stoolpresidenteNov 6
For everyone telling me to go to Rocco’s in South Bend it woulda been nice to mention it’s a 5 hour wait. I guess I’ll be back at 9:30
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Yoda Dame ☘️
@Lloyd_slaNov 1
Last time #1 Miami walked into South Bend against a top-5 Notre Dame team, Lou Holtz told his guys: ‘If they want to fight after the game, fine. Just save Jimmy Johnson’s ass for me.’ Same rankings. Same stage. Different year. The ghosts of ’88 are watching.
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@GoldeNDomerzzNov 6
Miami Week 😤☘️
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Mr. Irish
@Mrir1shNov 6
Notre Dame plays football tomorrow
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The Sales Bull
@TheSalesBull1Oct 21
Happy Trafalgar Day Never mind maneuvers Go straight at ‘em
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Sachin Jose
@SachinettiyilOct 14
Thousands gathered at Fatima on this day in 1917, to witness the Miracle of the Sun, where the sun appeared to dance and emit multicolored lights. Many present attested to seeing their previously soaked clothes dry rapidly
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Catholic Arena
@CatholicArenaOct 13
Fatima, Portugal ✝️ 🇵🇹
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UNDΘΘMΞD
@UndoomedSep 30
Don't
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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At this point I’m completely convinced that our weather is in fact controlled, and it appears to be controlled by a 13 year old boy who thinks he’s real funny.
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@LuckyMcGeeSep 20
I’m right between the balls. 😱
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The Skippers View
@TheSkippersViewSep 29
Live look at the Chicago White Sox starting the post season.
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@whitesoxSep 29
Earlier today, a letter from Pope Leo XIV arrived at Rate Field. Go White Sox!
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astrosmemes@astrosmemes_Sep 27
Astros winning their division with a record of 81-81
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IMPERATOR
@IMPERATORAUSSep 27
Voltaire is dead. Rousseau is dead. Montesquieu is dead. Diderot is dead. Robespierre is dead. Peter lives, Christ reigns, and France is reborn!
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Today in History
@TodayinHistorySep 12
Poland and the Winged Hussars saved Vienna on this day in 1683 from the Ottoman siege. It was the largest recorded cavalry charge in history with 20,000 horseman thundering down to save the city!
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@redsteezeSep 11
The New York Times on 9/11.
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