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Mumpsimus⚓️🇵🇹

@WattsBack

Astros, right or wrong. Errare humanum est, persevere diabolicum

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Me: what’s a group of crows? Son: a murder Me: a group of geese? Son: a gaggle Me: a group of lawyers? Son: trouble
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@Rocknes_GhostNov 9
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Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) profile pictureStewart Mandel
@slmandelNov 9
I have no idea why you need to be in a conference at this point. Play whoever you want.
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Barstool Sports
@barstoolsportsNov 8
When you hear your boy say he’s 6 foot to a girl at the bar
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He’ll of a stand by #notredame
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@bruce_straughanNov 7
Lou Holtz: “God may not care who wins a football game, but his mother sure does," Our Lady Queen of Victory, Pray For Us! Go Irish! ☘️ Beat Canes!!
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I’m ready for the Notre Dame v Miami game. Alumni Hall forever!
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Malik Zaire
@MalikZaire8Nov 7
Best pizza around!
Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) profile pictureDave Portnoy
@stoolpresidenteNov 6
For everyone telling me to go to Rocco’s in South Bend it woulda been nice to mention it’s a 5 hour wait. I guess I’ll be back at 9:30
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Yoda Dame ☘️
@Lloyd_slaNov 1
Last time #1 Miami walked into South Bend against a top-5 Notre Dame team, Lou Holtz told his guys: ‘If they want to fight after the game, fine. Just save Jimmy Johnson’s ass for me.’ Same rankings. Same stage. Different year. The ghosts of ’88 are watching.
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GoldeNDomerz☘️
@GoldeNDomerzzNov 6
Miami Week 😤☘️
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Mr. Irish
@Mrir1shNov 6
Notre Dame plays football tomorrow
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My old dorm mate nails it yet again.
Jerome Bettis (@JeromeBettis36) profile pictureJerome Bettis
@JeromeBettis36Nov 5
Your legacy lives on in every player and every life you touched. Looking forward to honoring you this weekend in South Bend, Coach. Go Irish!!
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Dawgs got screwed! As an Alumni man I say this without a hint of bias.
Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) profile pictureDave Portnoy
@stoolpresidenteNov 6
The Definitive Notre Dame Dorm Pizza Rankings - Alumni vs Dunne vs Keenan
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The Sales Bull
@TheSalesBull1Oct 21
Happy Trafalgar Day Never mind maneuvers Go straight at ‘em
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SO3 Clausewitz
@SO3_ClausewitzOct 21
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Sachin Jose
@SachinettiyilOct 14
Thousands gathered at Fatima on this day in 1917, to witness the Miracle of the Sun, where the sun appeared to dance and emit multicolored lights. Many present attested to seeing their previously soaked clothes dry rapidly
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Catholic Arena
@CatholicArenaOct 13
Fatima, Portugal ✝️ 🇵🇹
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Tentin Quarantino
@CurtBrad420Oct 12
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This guy is like the reincarnation of Don Walser.
Pub (@PubWanghaf) profile picturePub
@PubWanghafOct 3
ME AT THE START: the hat seems a bit performative ME AFTER THE SECOND LINE: the hat isn’t hardly big enough
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UNDΘΘMΞD
@UndoomedSep 30
Don't
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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At this point I’m completely convinced that our weather is in fact controlled, and it appears to be controlled by a 13 year old boy who thinks he’s real funny.
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@LuckyMcGeeSep 20
I’m right between the balls. 😱
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The Skippers View
@TheSkippersViewSep 29
Live look at the Chicago White Sox starting the post season.
Chicago White Sox (@whitesox) profile pictureChicago White Sox
@whitesoxSep 29
Earlier today, a letter from Pope Leo XIV arrived at Rate Field. Go White Sox!
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