No, thank you. Find me everywhere but here.

The shovel is roughly 4000 years old. It’s a ground breaking invention.

Wanna hear a joke about construction? Too bad, I’m still working on it.

TIL that foment means to instigate or stir up (an undesirable or violent sentiment or course of action).

Apparently THIS is the line I had to cross for a mass exodus on my social media. I mean… that’s fair. Not the other 100s of peens… but just these. 🙃

You don’t suck.

Please remember to drink some water.

**actively gagging** no. no thank you.

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The amount of Spongebob dubstep/rap that is out there doesn't surprise me but I was just not ready for it.

I just ate a caffeinated donut. That’s where I’m at in life. How y’all doin?

I get my braces off this week and my brain has decided "Only focus on braces. No other tasks. Only braces." it's 4 days away... not like I have other work or things to do.

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When you don’t feel good do you also not want anything spicy or strong flavored? My spice tolerance is Mayo when I’m in pain or sick.

It’s tempting.

Thank you @dukelovestaxes for sharing this info

I stopped drinking like … over 6 months ago, probably longer? I dunno. I woke up today and felt like I had a FULL BLOWN, white girl wasted, hangover. Am I sick? I haven’t been since since 2019. I don’t know what reality is anymore.