Commercial and Tech Lawyer. Writer. Ball-knower: @chaosnctrl. Fugazi Finance, building @ngx_wolf.

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Joined August 2019
The first time was so nice, we had to do it twice. 1991. 2025.
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Taiga. I trust you sir. 👏🏾👏🏾
sing you to sleep, only to wake you up with a kiss and a thrust 30 minutes later ❤️
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The conversation about why NPFL fans "can’t fill up stadiums" is always flying around on this app, and as someone who have been on the inside working with Sporting Lagos, I think it’s time to add some real context to how this actually works on the ground. Building a football culture in Nigeria isn't a copy-and-paste job; just because you see a team from North African pull up numbers, you want that immediately for the NPFL when no be juju forgetting that culture building is a grueling, long-term project. At Sporting Lagos, we are constantly testing what works, and the truth is, we’ve made incredible strides even filling up the stands during tricky midweek fixtures. It’s not a packed house every single game day yet, but the trajectory is clear because we are intentionally laying the groundwork. Now, if you look at clubs like Kano Pillars and other Northern clubs, their stadiums are always buzzing. They actually have to do very little marketing or engagement to pull those crowds. Why? Because the people there are already deeply, culturally attached to their teams. Going to the stadium is an ancestral habit passed down through generations (shooting stars). it is woven straight into the fabric of their daily community life. That is exactly what we are trying to build here in the South: that identical, unbreakable cultural attachment. Because we don't have that century-old legacy yet, our approach is anchored in aggressive community engagement, activations, and our dedicated school projects. We are deliberately introducing the next generation to the matchday experience, understanding that a "turnt" core fan base isn't bought overnight. it is nurtured piece by piece until local football becomes an undisputed lifestyle. And we aren't the only ones fighting this battle. There are so many passionate individuals doing incredibly interesting things and actively moving the needle with their respective clubs across the country to change the narrative around Nigerian football. That is exactly why it’s hard to take armchair critics seriously. If you have never actually bought a ticket, walked through the gates, and watched a local game live, I’m simply not going to entertain you having a say in this conversation. Ejo lefe ro. You can't fix a house you refuse to step inside of. If you genuinely want to see Nigerian football and the NPFL grow, stop analyzing the attendance from your timeline come out to the stadium, feel the energy, and be part of the culture we are actively building. Also today is my One year anniversary working with Sporing Lagos ❤️
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"national capital market conference" And it's in Abuja. 😂
📈 MINISTER OF FINANCE TO PARTICIPATE AS SCHEDULED The Minister of Finance’s participation in the National Capital Market Conference 2026 remains confirmed. The conference will proceed as scheduled, with only the venue changed. Kindly refer to the updated flyer for details.
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G Hover.
he wan take her life
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Excuse me?
Tinubu btw. That man has stolen and is still stealing so much from me. My 20s, my happiness, my virginity, my peace. He has ruined a lot.
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I need to attend one fireboy's concert to feel complete 🥹
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He got me again. Let's write it off as a business expense. 🫠
My Fashion Designer randomly called me that he's doing a heavy discount for suits and kaftans. Even the small money that I'm managing, he wants to snatch it from me.
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Mr Fireboy, I don't want eko hotel ooo. I'm saying it out loud now, it's stressful venue and offer zero comfort. Please give us the theater and make it an Album Live night.
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The top two are nigh on interchangeable, in my opinion.
Apollo adedamola ZUKO! LTG Playboy
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How it started. How it ended. Thanks for the free food. Let's do this again. 🙂‍↔️
If 5 people finish this thing, I will refund your preorder money. E sure me say you guys won't be able to 😂😂
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Let the Goated Crew come visiting.
Any other food challenge around Lagos? Let's make movies. 🙂‍↔️
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Any other food challenge around Lagos? Let's make movies. 🙂‍↔️
How it started. How it ended. Thanks for the free food. Let's do this again. 🙂‍↔️
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I hate to break it to you.
Fully rested INEOS against Carrick tomorrow
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Not a hot take.
fireboy has a better album catalog than rema🤷🏾‍♂️
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Damọla, we get it, you smoke now. 😭
Finally played the album. I got to this part and immediately thought about this tweet. Genius.
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Finally played the album. I got to this part and immediately thought about this tweet. Genius.
even Claat sef don dey enter because of elite sequencing. Omo mehn.
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Prof. retweeted
To understand why Access was under so much pressure, go back to 2005. CBN ordered every bank to raise its capital to ₦25 billion. Nigeria went from 89 banks to 25, and the new big banks raised money everywhere, including the stock market. By 2007 and 2008, everybody was buying bank shares. Banks were even lending customers money to buy more shares. Then the global crisis hit, prices crashed and those loans went bad. In 2009, the new CBN governor, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, sent examiners into the banks. In August he removed the CEOs of five of them and pumped in ₦400 billion. Three more followed, taking the rescue to ₦620 billion. Customers rushed to the banks that passed. Access got caught in that rush, but its capital held. Two years later, Access bought Intercontinental, one of the rescued banks. In every crisis, the strong don't just survive. They come out bigger.
Herbert Wigwe, former CEO of Access Bank, reveals the time the Bank felt under phenomenal pressure. It was during the financial crisis in 2008/2009 and the deep stress test conducted by CBN. The test was done to check the overall stability of the bank. Many banks couldn't pass this test. And Access Bank customers were fearful and moved their money to another bank. But they passed at the end.
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If Fireboy decides to do a three-day show at the National Theatre, I’m getting tickets for all three days. Zuko Szn
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If you want to talk to me, talk to me direct. Don't go through the corners.
I just want to say those of you who are finishing full goat at @CitiLounge are very mad. Why will 5 people finish this?
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Eating a full goat is not for everyone. 😂
Jesus Christ I’m not eating meat again this year
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FMVA/CMSA next? 👀
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