@UsernameWords

God’s strongest scroller

 England, United Kingdom
Joined July 2020
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  • Followers220
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why is my algorithm horny Chinese posts
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jane ~ in SF
@jane_gatsbyOct 13
the quiet intimacy of two people viewing a google doc at the same time
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accidentally got a fake email job
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sammm ☆@onlysammmsOct 9
“ are you free after work” bro im free during work fuck this shit
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َ@MissTheRidesOct 7
I’m sorry how is this sick ass picture supposed to stop anyone from smoking
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This is so much better than the stereo wtf open.spotify.com/track/62ZPD…
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⊹ kn¡ghtrayn ⊹@knghtraynOct 2
Young boy without fear conquers sens fortress. Inshallah he will link the fire
Zuba Trey ✨
@ZubatreyOct 2
Young boy without fear and he is genius
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How it feels to have a job and be somewhere
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bingle@binkymodeOct 2
if email was invented today it would be called something like Zoola or Claire
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ً@ImAVeteran_Oct 1
Holiday dates LEAKED Halloween - 10/31 Thanksgiving - 11/26 Christmas - 12/25 New Years - 1/1
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dee@alivedemoOct 1
i want this on a t-shirt
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Shasti@sh44stiSep 30
(men’s fitness) so what you’re gonna wanna do is cook 5000g beef mince in red bull (women’s fitness) welcome to pilates. we are going to recreate the liquid snake CQC fight on top of metal gear rex
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Jay Alto
@theJayAltoSep 30
i'm convinced burnout has nothing to do with 'working too hard' and everything to do with betraying yourself for an extended period of time
DHH
@dhhSep 30
Burnout happens when you work too hard with not enough meaning. "He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how" — Nietzsche
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rhys 🙂‍↕️
@rhys_2024Sep 30
Reform UK
@reformparty_ukSep 30
🚨 STATEMENT ON BURNHAM’S BREXIT BETRAYAL 🚨
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paige@BonerWizardSep 30
4yo learned the idiom “now we’re talkin” and suggested instead it be “now we’re poopin” and I agree
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Me rolling into the office with all 25 of my personal agents:
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giving up on ff rebirth
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rachel
@rachcorrineSep 28
HELLO. If you all could take two seconds to please like this post for me on IG I will love you forever. It’s also a pretty decent / curated list (imo). Okay thanks ily bye. instagram.com/p/Dd1x6-wnA5b/…
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jeanne cuckold@honlarpSep 27
jacking off checklist
Christian Keil
@pronounced_kyleSep 27
This would make airport security lines 20% more efficient overnight
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