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Sixteen year-old Jerome Abbey makes the bench 🎓
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Aston Villa have signed England youth international Brian Madjo from FC Metz for a fee in the region of £10million. The 17-year-old forward has played five matches in Ligue 1 for Metz and has featured regularly for England’s Under-17 side, despite playing three times for Luxembourg’s senior national team. Madjo, born in London to Cameroonian parents but who grew up in Luxembourg, is seen as a long-term investment by Villa rather than a player to immediately play a role in Unai Emery’s side. More from @J_Tanswell ⤵️ 🔗 nytimes.com/athletic/6963282…
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🚨🟣🔵 𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐕𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐏 𝐛𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏𝟔-𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫-𝐨𝐥𝐝 "𝐖𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐝" 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐌𝐀DJO Dubbed "The New Lukaku" by scouts already 1.93m Tall With 4 Goals in 9 Games for England U17s 👀 A GEM💎✨
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Nothing could prepare you for that camera pan 😭😭😭
Oh my days what a sensational watch this is about to be 🤣🤣🤣
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Replying to @MotoGP
Cool 😎
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🎙 Bayern CEO Karl–Heinz Rummenigge on players complaining about the congested schedule: “I understand this argument. But the players and their agents have fallen into this trap. By demanding ever higher salaries, they are forcing the clubs to generate ever higher revenues. And where does this revenue come from? Through more games. And that is why I say: we must sit down with all those involved and discuss without emotion what mechanisms we need to bring back more serious and rational times — including in terms of business.” ⚠️
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Last week Mbuemo knocks the ball past Sanchez and is fouled. The ball deflects off Sanchez in the process. Straight red card. This week Gyokeres knocks the ball past Pope and is fouled. The ball deflects off Pope in the process. VAR say no penalty, no card, not even a foul.
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Jarred Gillet isn’t allowed to referee Everton games because they’re Liverpool’s rivals, so he can’t be neutral. But he is allowed to officiate games of teams in a title race with Liverpool. He’s officiated 4 of Arsenal’s opening 6 games. This isn’t neutral. This isn’t fair.
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Jannik Sinner catching a ball with his pocket during his practice in Beijing. His reaction… 😂 (h/t @gabiigimenez18)
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Gyok. He’s never going to be that footballer with the amazing first touch, that drops into midfield and sprays a 40 yd diagonal pass into an on running winger. He won’t be that guy that pull it out of the air and gives us a few coffee house tricks. What he will give us is brute force aggressive runs towards the opposition goal with one thing in mind. Goals. He cares about nothing else, he’ll miss more than he scores, but top strikers do that. I think big Vic is what we’ve been missing for years. A horrible, selfish bastard in front of goal. Embrace him.
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If ronaldinho was around today people would call his dribbles useless and look at his g/a numbers and compare him to mbuemo
🚨 How much would Ronaldinho be worth in today's market? 💶
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The only reason you'd offer a $1bn salary is if you believed you were incredibly close to cracking technology that will leave today's world in the dust. The only reason you'd turn down a $1bn salary is if you thought you might get there first. No one's following this enough.
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Congratulations, Daniel 👏 Daniel Oyetunde claims the hard work is only just beginning after he signed his first professional contract 👇

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🚨 The player movement between Arsenal and Real Sociedad continues. Youngster Zac Shuaib is set to sign for Sociedad after impressing on trial. Sources say Arsenal waived any compensation due to them. Shuaib's family are from the Basque region #AFC bbc.co.uk/sport/football/art…
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Quite honestly if we end the window with Kepa, Zubimendi, Nørgaard, Mosquera, Madueke, Gyökeres and Eze I will be over the moon. If you’re expecting/wanting more you’re just being greedy.
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Bowen Phillips is a very talented dribbler out of midfield, who’s happy to push further forward into attacking areas. Phillips, who signed from West Ham in 2023, can carry the ball for long periods, able to shift defenders with good technique and quick burst.
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Amin Nabizada representing the Three Lions 🦁
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Arsenal forward Andre Harriman-Annous with the England U18 squad for the first time.
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You could see from Donnarumma’s body language that he was preparing to dive. Cheats like him should be reviewed thoroughly and given the strongest possible sanctions
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