he/him • "I can write faster than anyone who can write better, and I can write better than anyone who can write faster." ~ A. J. Liebling
Washington, DC
Joined September 2007
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Substack for 9/11/2024 - "The Year of Living Directly" unknownpenguin.substack.com/…
The Substack is back! (A day or two early because I'm still learning the platform.) unknownpenguin.substack.com/…
Couldn’t’ve happened to a nicer (and/or funnier) guy. Can’t wait to read!
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Listen, we all spent the morning working out the height of the television in @alyankovic's “Frank's 2000" TV” and excitedly remembered what a 3-4-5 triangle was in the process so let's just move forward with this epic new knowledge and not make a big deal of it
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i dont love that youre implying he doesnt
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