Shedding light on the inside workings of a full service I.T. Department...one damned help desk ticket at a time. it/I.T.

Joined October 2016
The I.T. Help Desk retweeted
I feel like my #christmas #UglyChristmasSweater game was strong this year.
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The I.T. Help Desk retweeted
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The I.T. Help Desk retweeted
Love it when people come into my office when I'm on the phone and the first thing they say is "You're gonna hate me." Yes I already do but please let me finish this call before you give me another reason.
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I will die on this hill.
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The I.T. Help Desk retweeted
You have 3 PhDs? That's great! Can you try clicking "Forgot Password" for me?
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The I.T. Help Desk retweeted
Replying to @UnHelpDesk
@UnHelpDesk Yesterday morning: User: I lost my keyboard & mouse. Do u have it? Me: No. do u need a replacement? User: I’m going to start going to school full-time in a couple of days (Long Story on why) Me: (After the story) Do u need a replacement? User: No
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The I.T. Help Desk retweeted
Listen up. If you take a document to the printer and scan and email it to yourself...and the email is from theprinteryouchoose@yourcompany[.]com...that probably doesn’t need to be submitted as malicious. Kudos for your security vigilance though.
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@UnHelpDesk @SnoCom79
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Replying to @UnHelpDesk
@UnHelpDesk Mam, there’s no gaurantee that we can restore all of your information. “ok” That means if we factory reset the device, there’s a possibility of losing your photos. “Ok.” *Factory resets device and signs in with proper accounts, nothing restores* “EVERYTHING IS GONE!”
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Replying to @UnHelpDesk
@UnHelpDesk Mam you need to plug that into your computer “We don’t have a computer, we have a laptop.”
The I.T. Help Desk retweeted
Ashley Willis (McNamara)
@ashleymcnamara17 Jan 2019
Someone just posted this on linkedin and I almost threw my computer.
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Replying to @UnHelpDesk
@UnHelpDesk pretty sure that’s not how it works.
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The I.T. Help Desk retweeted
Replying to @UnHelpDesk
@UnHelpDesk This is on a co-worker's desk.
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Worst #techsupport issue ever – at The Hague, The Netherlands
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You know that sense of pride you after a job well done working in IT? ... Neither do I
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