@Umpvs

free your mind and your ass will follow @eoneffect

 Toronto, Ontario
Joined September 2013
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weird way to describe a 20th anniversary tour, but I guess it's because Jesse Lacey isn't interested in anything over 15 years old
Coca-Cola Coliseum@CocaColaClsmJun 18
Brand New is coming to Toronto on October 9. Register now for presale at brandnew-live.com
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Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was
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The clip and the gamer.
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𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪@Aisaka_lunah15 Dec 2025
What's a skill that takes only 2-3 weeks to learn but could genuinely change your life?
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sex is a very intimate and sacred act. your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who listens to sleep token.
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This is awesome until you turn 22 and the neuron that makes weed scary gets activated
tequila baggins@miamibrando10 Oct 2025
I miss college so bad because this is literally what every day was
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"AI is coming for your jobs" I'd like to see AI take a 30 min poop right after clocking in
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errrrbody wanna crack the avoidant
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girl now what the hell’s gonna happen to me
cosmic ★@cosmicityyy11 Sep 2025
Your follower count is the year you have to be transported back to
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I’ve tasted Unemployment and I’ve tasted 9-5. I recommend not being born.
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the definition of peak
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