Phone Guy retweeted
//I am rubbing salt in the wounds with Pandoris
I am so sorry
But even Pando is angry
Phone Guy retweeted
"BUT IT'S SCARY AND I DON'T LIKE IT-"
xitter.cf/UhHelloHello/status/63…
"IF YOU SCREECH, YOU'LL BREAK THE FABRIC OF SPACE-TIME EVEN MORE-" xitter.cf/ThatScaryBunny/status/…
Phone Guy retweeted
"YOU CALM DOWN-" xitter.cf/UhHelloHello/status/63…
"CALM DOWN YOU MEMEING PIECE OF SHIT-" xitter.cf/AperturePG/status/6328…
Phone Guy retweeted
"WHO EVEN AM I? WHAT IS THIS? WHO ARE YOU?! WHAT ARE THOSE?" xitter.cf/UhHelloHello/status/63…
Phone Guy retweeted
"SHE'S HOLDING ONTO ME SO FUCKING TIGHT GODDAMNIT, DUDE-" xitter.cf/UhHelloHello/status/63…
Phone Guy retweeted
//Everyone: did you name your child after the phone guy
Shadow: yes
Yes I did
And I am proud
Phone Guy retweeted
Replying to @UhHelloHello
@UhHelloHello "DIE, CLONE-" Throws more pens, angrily screaming bloody murder.
Phone Guy retweeted
Replying to @UhHelloHello
@UhHelloHello ".....APERTURE SCIENCE PEN-" Throws a pen at his doppelganger.
Phone Guy retweeted
Replying to @UhHelloHello
@UhHelloHello "Eh-what?!" Looking up from his desk, he freaked the fuck out. "OHGOD-"
Phone Guy retweeted
"So Scott just, like, left?
...I'm okay with that. He's kinda crazy. And a dick."
Phone Guy retweeted
"Whenever I leave for about two hours, Scott and Shadow decide flood this place with speech.
Stop that."
Phone Guy retweeted
Replying to @UhHelloHello
That's Czary! RT @uhhellohello: @Elvish_Pirate BURP. "COMMUNISM."
Phone Guy retweeted
Replying to @UhHelloHello
@UhHelloHello "Hey, you, watcha gonna do? Hey, you, watcha gonna do? Hey, you, watcha gonna do? Hey, you, watcha gonna do? Party people in—"











