Phone Guy

"Jack, don't fuck the goddamn fish." Flips everyone off and dies. //i'm a fucking asshole, aren't i.//

@ThatPurpleNigga "I'd rather look young." He said, chuckling.

@ThatPurpleNigga "...Fuck, i'm in my late thirties. Goin' on fourty soon. And yet I look like a fifty year old."

His brown hair had a few short streaks of gray in it, as he looked in a mirror.

"...God, i'm getting old."

@ThatPurpleNigga "...Sorry about that, man." He ran a hand through his hair. A few strands of grey hair fell down in front of his face.

@ThatPurpleNigga "...Same. I tried to hide, but...you can't run forever."

@ThatPurpleNigga "..I know Ashli quit. It feels like my heart was torn from my chest. That's fun. So the world's against us both, in a way."

//did i plan this? no

@ThatPurpleNigga "...Well, isn't that the cherry on the shit sundae."

//i s2g if this ends in weird bow chicka bow wow i dunno what my life is xitter.cf/xDiminutiveShad/status…

//typos. wow, i am becoming shittier at rping.

//k. i have 0 shame you know. 0 shame ever whatsoevee xitter.cf/xDiminutiveShad/status…

@ThatPurpleNigga "...Jeez."

//like do you understand what that means? something e l s e pokes her xitter.cf/xDiminutiveShad/status…

//so tempted to have something else poke her because fuck my life why not xitter.cf/xDiminutiveShad/status…

@ThatPurpleNigga "...Should I even ask?"

//poking intensifies

@ThatPurpleNigga "Y-Yeah. I /think/ I do. My head's a bit fucked up right now."

@ThatPurpleNigga It took him a moment to recognize him. "...Vinchard? Is that you?" He was confused.