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With the No. 22 pick in the 2025 Amateur Draft, the Michigan Panthers make a homer selection with Justice Haynes, RB, University of Michigan.
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The Houston Gamblers are on the clock. Will they create a homer trend? 🤔
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BREAKING: The @MMExposBaseball are trading franchise cornerstone Gunnar Henderson to the @st_apostles, per source.
Here was GM @MrColeThompson’s opening statement in today’s press conference:
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This has been a deal in the works. We’re excited to welcome Travis Bazzana and the No. 3 pick to the future of Expos baseball.
Thank you, Gunner for everything!
BREAKING: The @MMExposBaseball are trading franchise cornerstone Gunnar Henderson to the @st_apostles, per source.
Here was GM @MrColeThompson’s opening statement in today’s press conference:
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With the No. 25 pick in the 2024 Amateur Draft, the @MIPanthersUSFL select Colston Loveland, TE, Michigan.
A homer pick, if I say so myself!
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The Oakland Invaders are on the clock with back-to-back selections.
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The good news is the Bible comes in all languages so both sides can still take advantage of the lord’s teachings
The @st_apostles just lost Mookie Betts for 6-8 weeks and are engaged in seller conversations that one owner called so below beginner levels that the two sides might as well be speaking different languages.
If a fire sale is coming in St. Paul, we’re gonna need a match 🧯
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We are aware of the situation. This would not have happened if he and Derek Carr could get on the same page. We have staff looking into this and have no further comment at this time. @USFLRapSheet
𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: #Saints star WR Chris Olave was arrested for reckless operation of a motor vehicle tonight due to traveling 35 miles over the speed limit, per @nick_underhill
He reportedly did not resist arrest and was cooperative with law enforcement.
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We are shopping Raheem Mostert, who now has the Dolphins backfield to himself with De’Von Achane’s knee injury.
Sliiiiiide in those DM’s with your WR offers.
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Head down to our casino or open your app for the latest live betting odds on where @MIPanthersUSFL trade Joe Burrow
BREAKING: Joe Burrow of the @MIPanthersUSFL has demanded a trade following his benching yesterday while working through a calf injury.
The franchise QB has played his final down in Detroit.
Story to come.
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Surprised @USFLRapSheet hasn’t leaked it yet, but we have granted Kyler his unconditional release. We feel a championship pursuit is not possible with him on our roster. #FireAway
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When it rains, it pours: Corey Kluber, the $11 million man of the @st_apostles, has been zapped for 7 earned runs tonight, per sources.
He and teammate Cole Irvin are having a competition for which can suffer the worst zappings of the season.
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The rumors are true, we would be willing to part with one of our OF or C. BIG or small. Preferably big. Want to be Bold? Hit us up!
Infield depth needed.
The @MmPerfectos have updated their trade block following a 2-4 start, per sources.
“Open to moving a stud for a stud,” they say before listing Alec Burleson, Joey Gallo and Matt Carpenter available.
Please carry on with your day.
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Offering 11,600-1 odds for taking the over 110.6 regular season wins with @pilots_seattle (or any team in @MMFantasy_) this year.
After their scorching 4-0 start, the @pilots_seattle could become the first team in @MMFantasy_ to run the table and finish 116-0, per sources 👀
My good friend Jon says to bet against it @BETMMFantasy, but he is known as a hater.
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Unlike that Heyman fellow we are not a Fraud.
Also, you want inside information?Edwin Diaz’s reps were deep contract negotiations w @SpidersCLEV in our private club. Pen was almost to paper and Diaz started celebrating after a WBC win. Now we’re hearing he’ll likely become a FA
BREAKING: I am having to pull triple-duty this time of year covering @MMFantasy_ on top of @USFL2021 because that fool Jon Heyman went and got himself suspended somehow, per sources.
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You thought Brandin Cooks was in a rift. Woo boy.
The vitriol between superstar WR Rashod Bateman and the @FederalsUSFL runs so deep that the Feds tried to straight-up release him — only to find out it’s against league rules.
“Fuck the Feds,” Bateman said before practice.
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The @MIPanthersUSFL, despite their deep local connections to Tom Brady, will be letting the 🐐 hit free agency as opposed to slapping the franchise QB tag on him.
“Too old,” a front office source said. “It’s Burrow season.”
Now we will see if Burrow can become the next 🐐
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Come on down, Cordarrelle!
TRADE: The @FederalsUSFL are buying in with Cordarrelle Patterson, acquiring the electric and generational playmaker from the Pittsburgh Maulers for Ronald Jones and a 2022 2nd-round rookie pick, per sources.
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From Bandits management:
“We are open to any and all trades. Something has to change.” @USFLRapSheet