Gambler, graphic designer, and frequent Vegas visitor. Tip your dealers!
Seattle, WA
Joined May 2013
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Me: I’ll show you! I’m going to gamble at all of the casinos on The Strip in one day!
Will I make it? Will I win big? Will I regret my life choices? Follow along here! #Vegas – at Paradise, NV
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4 of the top 5 blackjack “books” on Amazon are basic strategy cards.
Order my memoir and we’ll just give you one.
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Reminder: Today is the last day to subscribe to Vegas Advantage's Patreon annually, which comes with a discount equal to about two months. It is also the last day to get our Total Access tier for $7 per month.
October 1 is the last day to sign up for an annual Vegas Advantage Patreon membership. The discount is about two months free. Starting October 2, monthly Total Access becomes $9. We surveyed 15 casinos in Sept, with downtown and South Strip coming in Oct. patreon.com/VegasAdvantage75…
The poster art for The Hangover 4
If you haven’t listened to the Handy at the Chandy podcast, fix that today! 🤣
The latest episode is great, but “Surviving Gymkhana” seems like a more appropriate title. 🤕
I can only assume the same fate awaits @BauerPauerHauer if/when he finally gives it a try! 😂
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Coward Leaves Casino With $200 Left In Wallet theonion.com/coward-leaves-c…
Played quarters at the bar praying to finally get a premium quad. Never got one. Decided to do a few pulls in the HL room at $5. Bam!
Comped Old Fashioned Review #232: Wynn high limit room. A bit too sweet, orange slice and neon cherry. Compared to the Old Fashioned’s I’ve had in Park MGM, Fontainebleau, and Cosmo HL rooms, I expected more of Wynn.
Comped Old Fashioned Review #231: the only VP bar at Wynncore that comps drinks, Charlie’s. It’s fine, nice cherry, orange slice instead of peel, heavy on the bitters, and built in the glass without enough ice to chill it quickly.
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We had a random wheel determine where we'd stay on our next Las Vegas trip. It put us in a hotel whose TV remote was held together with a Band Aid. Find out which hotel, and why you don't want to stay there, on the Neon Gutter podcast. neongutter.com/2026/08/31/se…
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Hot August Nights Trip Report is live now!
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I’m participating in the Suicide Prevention Walk in Vegas on 9/12. Please see the link below to donate. If you’re in town and would like to walk, please search for team 360Vegas Mark. 💜🩵 There are walks nationwide that day that you can join, too.
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Casino Chip Sorting (Part One) xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1pKdRRdbw…
