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I'm not that witty online. But in real life, oh man.

Chicago
Joined January 2009
Allyson Burns retweeted
Tied at the half #chiberia #PolarVortex
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What is #MeToo about this video?? Your misguided, shaming question reveals more about your victim blaming mentality than it does about the women in the video. I don't know about "empowerment" but seeing as how the title of the song is TWERK and not Ted Talk you can back off
In the Era of #meToo how exactly does this empower women? Leftists, @iamcardib , feel free to chime in. THX ..
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I love @iamcardib. Hey #TomiLahren how does it feel to still be a racist piece of shit? ♥️ youtu.be/AC34LrjgROc
Leave me alone I will dog walk you .
As for the @WSJ article on poll rigging, what I did was at the direction of and for the sole benefit of @realDonaldTrump @POTUS. I truly regret my blind loyalty to a man who doesn’t deserve it. – at Manhattan, NY
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In early 2015, Michael Cohen hired a small tech firm to try to rig online polls in favor of Donald Trump. "What I did was at the direction of and for the sole benefit of [Trump]," Cohen tweeted today. on.wsj.com/2FHANHk
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For your grandma’s blood pressure, y’all.
Cardi B opened up about being "scared" about the current political climate.
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We got our hands on Trump's handwritten State of the Union address. #LSSC
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Allyson Burns retweeted
I could care less about college football. But I'm personally inviting the Clemson Tigers team and coaches to Chicago to experience what an actual celebration dinner should be. I'm not joking. Someone let them know what The Alinea Group does. It'll be worth it @ClemsonTigers
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This guy stinks
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STOP SLIDING INTO OUR DMS WITH SHIRTLESS VIDEOS OF YOU KICKING FIELD GOALS.
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OFFICIAL RULES. Kickoff at 1 pm on 1/12.
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Allyson Burns retweeted
me every time the beat drops in father stretch my hands – at San Francisco, CA
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Allyson Burns retweeted
Spot light on @TerahJay singing "FFS" at tonight's #ANTIWorldTour in Cincinnati 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
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Allyson Burns retweeted
Jimmy Butler has tied a #Bulls franchise record with 39 second half points, tying a record set in 1988 by MJ. xitter.cf/chicagobulls/status/68…
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Allyson Burns retweeted
RT to VOTE Derrick Rose for the 2016 @NBAAllStar game! #NBAVote
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Jimmy Butler tonight: 42 points (40 in second half). 15-23 shooting. 5 assists. 4 boards. And the W. #NBAVote
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Batman saves a young black man from being shot by police in new comic dailym.ai/1MQMI0Y
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