burrito connoisseur mostly. go wings, niners, o's. generate abstractions, people.

Off World
Joined April 2011
Tyler Bertuzzi collecting Original Six teams like some kind of hockey Thanos
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Larkin's new list by current Stanley Cup betting odds: 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, T11th (excluded: Edmonton 4th, Montreal & Ottawa T11th) Basically: "Whoever I have to do the least amount of work with, but also not Canada"
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Almost 10pm puck drop?
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can you fuck off
when a band is named "(singer) and the (nouns)"
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433,397
3,772,831
Detroit Red Wings would be really dumb to reject a Trade for Yurov and a 1st + Contracts… Yurov is a Really Good Player. Might be a 25-30 Goal Player and 50-60 Points.
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HOW ARE WE FEELIN' RAMS FAM!? 💙
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995,347
CLOSE ENOUGH
RAZOR GOAL I SUMMON THEE
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Vets acting like they have never played hockey before
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Time to bench Larkin imo, consistent low effort causing way more harm than good.
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Finnie MBN Seider saving my eyeballs
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Really need bad calls in this game haha, awful stuff.
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RAZOR GOAL I SUMMON THEE
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Really need bad calls in this game haha, awful stuff.
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Great penalty Ben 👍
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Never seen someone eat fists like Kolesar does 😂
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Rassists piling up!
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