Dragged into middle age kicking and screaming. I tweet about Army stuff, video games, and stuff I think is funny.

Fort Liberty, NC
Joined February 2011
Replying to @TheBuddyCSM
My whole career I dreamed of becoming the dude when I retired. But in my heart I know I’m a Walter in disguise.
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The Americal division also formed and activated on foreign soil, in 1942 on the French island of New Caledonia. The “American, New Caledonian Division” was later redesignated the 23rd infantry division. In 1967 the division was reactivated in Vietnam, also on foreign soil.
On Sept. 21, 1917, the #2ndInfantryDivision was officially constituted in the Regular Army. A month later, it formally organized in Bourmont, France, making it the only U.S. Army division formed on foreign soil.
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Block all “Sleeper” accounts.
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I had Claude Code create the game from those predatory bait and switch mobile game ads.
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The St. Louis Cardinals will miss the postseason for the fourth straight year
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My personal head canon is that Meadow was killed by whoever killed Tony. The sequence: Meadow opens the diner door, the bell rings, Tony looks up and is shot by the Members Only guy, Meadow freezes and screams, and the guy shoots her because she’s blocking his exit.
Meadow’s devolution over the series is easily one of the most tragic arcs in the show. Early on, she feels like the one Soprano who might actually break the cycle. Sure, she's a spoiled teenager, but she has real principles, wanting to be a doctor or work with immigrants. She's also the only one willing to hold a mirror up to Tony, like boldly asking him if he's in the Mafia or refusing to drive Davey Scatino's daughter's car because she knows it came from blood money. But Jackie Jr.’s death breaks her. Deep down, she knows Tony's world killed him. Because that truth is too horrifying to live with, she completely detours into Carmela-style denial, forcing herself to believe the "drug dealers did it" lie. We see occasional sparks of her old conscience like her breakdown after the wake and the "Listen to Mr. Mob Boss" line but they fade away. By the finale, her transformation into a mob apologist is just depressing. She drives Finn away by weaponizing pseudo-intellectual excuses about the "poverty of the Mezzogiorno" to justify mob violence. Then she hooks up with Patrick Parisi and pivots her entire legal career toward defending the exact system she used to despise. She went from the family's brightest hope to a future mob lawyer. #TheSopranos #MeadowSoprano #TonySoprano
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About MLB in 2027….
The Dylan Crews breakout in 2027 is going to be generational
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Fantastic work, guys. Have a great weekend.
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Cutting edge technology
We're adding support for AGENTS.md to Claude Code. Starting today in version 2.1.277, if there is no CLAUDE.md in a folder, Claude will check for and use AGENTS.md. You can toggle this behavior in /config.
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I don’t want 11 different streaming services to watch sports
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Commuting to work like
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When you start seeing these in your feed you know things are getting completely fucked.
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We’re about 3 weeks from calling it “guzzoline”
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Like we’re still a ways off from The Road Warrior but…
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Reporter: Interest rates are skyrocketing and the government can’t afford to pay the massive national debt. What can we do? Bessent: *lips on mic* EVERYONE STOP PAYING YOUR TAXES
Sec Scott Bessent: I want to encourage everyone out there watching today to change their withholding ... you will get an automatic real wage increase on a weekly or a monthly basis.
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Replying to @dmbkparker
Thinking about seeing the VA for some dental work.
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Replying to @TheBuddyCSM
His driver wasn’t amused. I empathized.
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When I was a BN XO, I intentionally told my CSM the wrong location of the BN TOC during an FTX so he’d get lost and everyone could get a break from his nonsense. You are not on my level.
When I was an E-4, I stole the “Ranger St.” sign in Savannah, GA…twice You are not on my level.
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This objectively sick. Like I hate Baltimore on principal but this is just undeniably sick as fuck.
Baltimore Orioles
@Orioles
Sep 16
NEW YORK MESS
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More like: “Navy SEALs, here to get you out, in pieces.”
"Navy SEALs, here to get you out."
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