Street Fighter, like Masters of the Universe, is a movie that is embarassed of its source material. It is plagued in millennial, ironic, reddit humor that refuses for even a moment to be sincere. Every single man is emasculated. There is boot licking. There are pervert men who get kicked in the balls; many men are kicked in the balls. The film is rife with self deprication. "It's for the fans" is a lie, this is a grift with fight choreography. Guile is great and Cody Rhodes is wasted on this film. Ryu's actor thinks he's doing a Mr. Miyagi parody and whispers every line of dialogue. Ken is robbed of an emotional arc because the movie really hates him for some reason. I wanted to do a review video tonight and go live, but frankly - I'm tired, boss. I'm tired of every piece of media either hating the property being adapted or too cowardly to give the property the sincerity it deserves.