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Turd Curly

@TurdCurly

Ace reporter. Dynamic observer. Often hoisted by my own petard.

 Pensacola, FL
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Joined March 2009
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Massie: "I hope Hegseth addresses the 8 articles of impeachment, and doesn‘t get up and misquote the Bible in Quentin Tarantino fashion and do some pull-ups and call everybody fat and gay. I may have just given you half his speech, I don't know."
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Anna Lulis
@annamlulisNov 8
Dr. Ron Paul on his experience with abortion:
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What my wife hears when I try to explain "what's so funny" about the meme I'm laughing at.
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Ron Paul
@RonPaulNov 2
Republicans Deserve to Lose, but Democrats Do Not Deserve to Win. ronpaulinstitute.org/republi…
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Mike Stuben@Mike1625Oct 27
Talking to a Brewers fan this morning. It was cool to learn they have Culver’s up there too. A little taste of Tampa up in Wisconsin. Nice to know Tampa restaurants are branching out to lesser areas.
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Laura Marston@Kidfears99Oct 26
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@TMZOct 26
Chrishell Stause announces split from G Flip after 4 years 💔 tmz.com/2026/10/26/chrishell…
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Lev Walkin
@levwalkinOct 21
Nobody ever mentions that he drew the bull completely in reverse, working from the other side of the glass.
Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) profile pictureMassimo
@Rainmaker1973Oct 20
Pablo Picasso famously drew a bull in just 14 seconds — a lifetime of mastery captured in a single moment.
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I’ve used the word “inexplicable” a lot to describe Ryan Coleman-Williams’ drops. Well, Alabama recently found a pretty compelling explanation — and a way to improve it. How new tech is helping his hard work this offseason pay off: espn.com/college-football/st…
Alabama thinks it has found and fixed Ryan Coleman-Williams' drop issues

Alabama thinks it has found and fixed Ryan Coleman-Williams' drop issues

Using VR technology, the staff discovered a depth perception issue, and the drops have disappeared.

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Gator Gar
@gatorgarOct 9
Intelligence 64
Michael Trinh (@_mctrinh) profile pictureMichael Trinh
@_mctrinhOct 9
What's coming after superintelligence?
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Publius
@OcrazioCornPopOct 6
🚨 MILTON FRIEDMAN vs. PHIL DONAHUE (1979): "General Motors cannot get a dollar out of your pocket unless you voluntarily pay it over, the Govt can. And that's the fundamental difference." GM can’t send a policeman to pick your pocket. The government can. That voluntary exchange vs. force is the fundamental difference. Elon put the same point more bluntly: the Govt is the biggest corporation of all, with a monopoly on violence and no real recourse. Do you understand why the Founding Fathers tried to prevent Big Govt so intently?
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SportsCenter
@SportsCenterOct 3
THIS HURDLE 😳
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Warren Sharp
@SharpFootballOct 3
one of the WORST coaching decisions you will ever see the Montana State coach LOST HIS TEAM THE GAME worst timeout EVER💀💀💀
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Just retweeting this so it's the first thing you see when you wake up on Sunday.
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MLFootball
@MLFootballSep 26
YOU WILL NEVER SEE MORE HUSTLE THAN THIS. #4 ON IOWA. 🤯🤯🤯 ONE OF THE GREATEST PLAYS EVER:
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Tom Cruise: I do my own stunts Bug: hold my beer bitch
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FADE
@FadeAwayMediaSep 20
Legendary WWE Ring announcer, Lilian Garcia performing Gospel music at her church today. You love to see it ❤️
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Dave DeCamp
@DecampDaveSep 16
Replying to @GovMikeHuckabee
Meanwhile, over in reality
Dave DeCamp (@DecampDave) profile pictureDave DeCamp
@DecampDaveSep 16
The State Department’s official legal rationale for the Iran war is that the U.S. is in the conflict “at the request of and in the collective self-defense of its Israeli ally”
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Actual footage of Republicans controlling all 3 branches….
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