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Turd Curly

@TurdCurly

Ace reporter. Dynamic observer. Often hoisted by my own petard.

 Pensacola, FL
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Joined March 2009
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Conservatism is progressivism driving the speed limit. -@michaelmalice
Bo French (@bofrench) profile pictureBo French
@bofrench15h
When Democrats lose elections, they move further to the left. When Republicans lose elections, they move further to the left.
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I understand the guardian caps. But man do they ruin a good photo.
Alabama Crimson Tide | AL.com (@aldotcomTide) profile pictureAlabama Crimson Tide | AL.com@aldotcomTideNov 9
One Alabama fan. A sea of LSU fans. Two beers held high. Nick Morgan’s viral celebration at Tiger Stadium captured the moment Ryan Coleman-Williams scored. Story below 🔗👇
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So starting next year, 23 of the top 24 teams will end their season with a loss the way God intended.
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The Libertarian Party national convention will screw this up, as they have the last two cycles.
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketNov 9
BREAKING: Anti-Trump conservatives are reportedly pushing for Thomas Massie to launch a 2028 presidential bid as a Libertarian. — Axios
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Calling out their rusted facilities! 😂
Alabama Football (@AlabamaFTBL) profile pictureAlabama Football
@AlabamaFTBLNov 7
The stage is set. 🏟️
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We were a proper country when this was made. Unfortunately things like this became a catalyst to where we are today.
psychotronica (@psychotronica_) profile picturepsychotronica@psychotronica_Nov 6
work is done Office Safety 1991 / United States / Barr Films 💀sound on💀
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Trump knew he wasn’t gonna pay everybody no $5k
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Still true
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society has moved past this
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They’re going to make us all think a top 24 is good by the time we get to the playoff aren’t they.
SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) profile pictureSportsCenter
@SportsCenterNov 4
THE CFP TOP 25 HAVE BEEN REVEALED 👀 Agree with the list? 🤔
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Uh oh e’erbody gonna be big mad
CFP (@CFBPlayoff) profile pictureCFP
@CFBPlayoffNov 4
November 3️⃣ College Football Playoff Selection Committee Rankings 5️⃣. Alabama Crimson Tide // @AlabamaFTBL
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Get a defensive coach.
ESPN College Football (@ESPNCFB) profile pictureESPN College Football
@ESPNCFBNov 1
Breaking: Florida State has fired coach Mike Norvell, president Richard McCullough told @aadelsonESPN.
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Gotta be a study on losses in garnet pants.
CFP (@CFBPlayoff) profile pictureCFP
@CFBPlayoffNov 1
Reynolds has wheels! 📺ACC Network x @theACC
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I imagine guaranteeing a payday for insurance companies wouldn’t prevent that.
TheBlaze (@theblaze) profile pictureTheBlaze
@theblazeOct 29
Barack Obama: "We've got to make sure that nobody has to worry about high healthcare premiums."
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My politics are voting against things that send me text messages all day
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Side quest: deliver a letter for your neighbor (bonus: tackle her husband and hit the gritty)
HazzadorGamin, Dragon of Dojima (@HazzadorGamin) profile pictureHazzadorGamin, Dragon of Dojima@HazzadorGaminOct 21
EA confirms they are developing an Open World football game and seemingly separate from Madden and College Football. in.ign.com/madden-nfl-27/275…
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Elite quote
Grant Callahan (@GrantCalNCAA) profile pictureGrant Callahan
@GrantCalNCAAOct 24
Utah head coach Morgan Scalley revealed during Saturday’s College GameDay broadcast that a conversation with Nick Saban about defensive schemes left him questioning his understanding of football. Scalley reportedly recalled Saban criticizing his defensive approach during a discussion about Cover 3 coverage, telling him, “Son, that’s not Cover 3. That’s three defensive backs watching a touchdown from different angles.” #UtahFootball #NickSaban #CollegeGameDay #CollegeFootball #ESPN
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This is why you need immature designers on your teams.
Atlanta Falcons (@AtlantaFalcons) profile pictureAtlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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Who’m’st amongst us hasn’t wanted to
Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) profile pictureDov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleimanOct 20
Insane: A man in Virginia has been charged with duct-taping his wife to a chair in the basement so he could watch football upstairs “in peace” The 64-year-old now faces felony abduction and misdemeanor assault charges. One of the craziest news stories of the year.
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It’s a jump… to conclusions mat.
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostOct 19
‘Office Space’ star Richard Riehle dead at 78 trib.al/ZNKqUoV
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