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Tuibt

@Tuibt

Grabbing Life While I Can.. Because When It's Gone, It's Gone... http://t.co/uVDZSG9JiG . http://t.co/25ilNYEkQr

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Joined September 2013
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. First rule of Twitter don't tell your friends or relatives.. .
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You fill my heart, warm my soul, and engage my mind. That's perfection.
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The highest highs can be obtained by some of the simplest statements, like "you're mine"
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@Miss_Kris85 Welcome and thank you 💫 ☺ 💫
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The Police and I have totally different ideas of what "doin' donuts in the parking lot" means.
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I get lost in your eyes...mostly because one of them is lazy, and I'm not sure where to look.
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I have such high expectations of my coffee, it would probably tell me it suffers from performance anxiety if it could talk.
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It’s not how you finish .. It’s how you weekend…
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I'm not saying I'm a genius but I've answered thousands of rhetorical questions.
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Women remember something that happened five years ago. I can't remember why I stood up.
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My fairy godmother drinks a lot.
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I've never been in a fight in my life unless you count me trying to open anything wrapped in plastic.
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I'm 47 and I still require adult supervision.
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Don't underestimate me. I can overthink everything.
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Always date the quiet one's. They're probably thinking of ways to make you orgasm.
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Folk, Letters and emails won’t go away.. so here on twitter we do play…
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I really think the answer to everything... is in having more sick days… ~inspirational
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Hand in hand... ~Cold coffee & Twitter..
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Are you in bed and too lazy to get up and visit the washroom.. then bed wetting may be for you… -inspirational
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