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Token White Guy

@TokenWhiteAlan

Politically incorrect blogger who belongs to the only group society is still legally allowed to make fun of: white guys.

 Texas
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Joined September 2010
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Cracker Barrel
@CrackerBarrel26 Aug 2025
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Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog6 Jan 2021
If you defended the BLM riots but are condemning the riot today, you're a ridiculous hypocrite. If you condemned the BLM riots but are defending the riot today, you're a ridiculous hypocrite. It is better not to be a ridiculous hypocrite.
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ICallOutZionists@SynsHere24 Oct 2020
Replying to @TokenWhiteAlan @PoliticalShout @Rasmussen_Poll @POTUS
As a Black voter, who's voting for the 1st time ever at 40 years old, who's gotten all my former Dem friends on the Trump train, along with street dudes who have never voted that now have walked away from the Dem party after I opened their eyes, you might want to believe it.
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No he didn’t, he pointed out he numerous inconsistencies and total lack of evidence that you & the media refuse acknowledge in your attempt to ruin a man’s life for political gain! Look up the recent sworn testimony of her boyfriend of 6 years. Seems quite relevant.
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Razor
@hale_razor3 Oct 2017
The 2nd amendment of the Bill of Rights is fair game for repeal, but Roe v Wade’s a sacred superduper precedent on the Pantheon of Penumbra.
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RT if you've never waited 6 months for an x-ray and are against celebrities using tragedies to advertise their movies. xitter.cf/jes_chastain/status/91…
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RT if you threw as many TDs as Kaepernick this week
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Jake Tapper 🦅
@jaketapper16 Jun 2017
Congressional Democrats won the baseball game, but gave the trophy to GOPers to put in the office of Congressman Steve Scalise. 🇺🇸 ⚾️
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“Mark Berman”@markberman9 Jun 2017
drain the....hell, drain everything just to be safe xitter.cf/tomsherwood/status/873…
Tom Sherwood (@tomsherwood) profile pictureTom Sherwood
@tomsherwood9 Jun 2017
80+ ducks have died in Lincoln reflecting pool. Park Service blames parasitic snails. Will drain pool starting Sunday to fix. #NBC4DC
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Louper@louper528 Jan 2016
If two people of the same gender have consenting, drunken, sex, which is the rapist and which is the victim?
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Giving in to temptation is like blackmail—you give to be free & you become more enslaved (kudos to Chesterton). wmcc.jointhejourney.com/log/…
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Are you more prepared for Jesus' return or what you will be doing this weekend? wmcc.jointhejourney.com/log/…
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Are you looking for a remedy for your fears?? Look no further! #Godofthedetails #prophecy wmcc.jointhejourney.com/log/…
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Are we more excited about the real Jesus or our made-up Jesus? wmcc.jointhejourney.com/log/…
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This Yeshua (Jesus) wouldn’t deliver people from outward armies—He would deliver us from our own inward sin. wmcc.jointhejourney.com/log/…
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Jesus came from sinners, for sinners, to save sinners. wmcc.jointhejourney.com/log/…
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Ray Archie@the_ray_archie7 Sep 2015
GigCity :: Music & Streaming News is out! paper.li/gigcity/1323723950?… Stories via @TokenWhiteAlan @nabtweets @shannoncherry
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RUTH BUZZI
@Ruth_A_Buzzi23 Jun 2014
Washington Redskins are removing that embarrassing, demeaning word from their team name. From now on, they'll just be called The Redskins.
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mjsbigblog.com@mjsbigblog23 Jun 2014
I missed checking in for the first #RisingStar singer. Damn. I would have voted no.
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Kevin Covais@kevincovais11 Jan 2012
Heard Jimmy Kimmel poked fun at me last night b4 interviewing Randy Jackson. 6 years later and he still can't get me off his mind. Nice!
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