Meet toaster.io (TM). Workplace-safe it sends a report to HSE after each successful 'toast'. It tweets, posts to Facebook & has a built in SIM.

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Joined March 2013
Quite like this April Fools! - Meet toaster.io™. The world's most intelligent toaster. Toaster.io by BIZZBY. toaster.io/
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#ToastTuesNight to a hard workout with a delicious dinner to follow! What’s your post workout meal of choice? ow.ly/i/1Ofkn
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There’s no better way to rise in the morning. RT if you agree.
April Fools’ Day winners are… Humor: @netflix for the new category names Fake product that I want right now: toaster.io/
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Reddit Tech@reddit_tech2 Apr 2013
Toaster.io- The single most innovative product of 2013, hands down. dlvr.it/39Ndh5
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Toaster.io. Brilliant. I can't help but want one, but I don't know why. fb.me/1CdwL1ETz