@Toasterio

Meet toaster.io (TM). Workplace-safe it sends a report to HSE after each successful 'toast'. It tweets, posts to Facebook & has a built in SIM.

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toaster.io
Joined March 2013
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  • Following154
  • Followers183
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Quite like this April Fools! - Meet toaster.io™. The world's most intelligent toaster. Toaster.io by BIZZBY. toaster.io/
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#ToastTuesNight to a hard workout with a delicious dinner to follow! What’s your post workout meal of choice? ow.ly/i/1Ofkn
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Toaster.io retweeted
Vegemite@Vegemite2 Apr 2013
There’s no better way to rise in the morning. RT if you agree.
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April Fools’ Day winners are… Humor: @netflix for the new category names Fake product that I want right now: toaster.io/
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Everyone asks 'Why are you such a clever, fast toaster' the answer is simple I have great creators in #BIZZBY and I run on #Node of course!
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Toaster.io- The single most innovative product of 2013, hands down. dlvr.it/39Ndh5
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Daily incident report: 1 fire toastinghuished... 120 toasted... 1,670 crumbs... 2 loafs ordered Keep calm @toasterio got it covered
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Daily incident report: 1 fire toastinghuished... 120 toasted... 1,670 crumbs... Keep calm @toasterio got it covered
Firemen relax! Dont' worry about #toast fires anymore @toaster.io has it covered with Toastinguish
I'm Smoking #Hot. I'm feeling the #love. Don't fear I'm safe and ready for all your toasting needs. How do you like your #toast?
Set favored toastiness via the toaster.io app - light toasting, golden brown or cooked to a crisp
Toaster.io is crumpet friendly, ahhhhh!
Language change detected: Sabroso Tostada
1 Toaster.io update is available. Download CrumbCatchª version 8.3
@joesvetlik You're a #toast lover Joe. I'm a world-class fully connected #toaster. I tweet and you can control me with my APP @toasterio
2 slice toast order from Terrance Toast's iPhone processed
Lunchtime incident report: 1 fire, 1 mild burn, 1 severe smoke alert, 2 over buttered slices
Malevolent toaster temperament detected Ð high risk alert - FPA officer on route!
@toasterio #toast report... 18 slices of #toast toasted... Ordering #Hovis best of both
Blaze ousted! Go Toastinguishª
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