UFA Commonwealth Cup Champion 2024 - UFA West Best Puller ‘23 & ‘24. - Shreddiest Shred Player ‘24

Joined October 2020
Apologize for the terrible quality but this may be the funniest thing I have ever seen a “Professional Athlete” do. Unreal move by this kid. THIS is the kind of psycho stuff that will get Detroit their first win in 6 years.
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Rutgers lost as 30 point favorites but no one was stopping them from post game fireworks
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me talking about the 2 years i spent in s*attle
Bobby Shmurda, 31, claims he’s 25 years old: “I don’t count the years in prison.”
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Me telling everyone Nick Lance and Justin Allen have the GOAT callahan vids
The whole 82-0 phenomenon reinforces that whole bit about how the only thing a bunch of dudes need in order to have a good time is to sit around announcing the names of a bunch of old athletes.
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There goes my New Year’s resolution
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Along with tryouts for players this spring, we will also be looking for a magician. Terms are negotiable but we are will to use a roster spot if that is required. Keep an eye out if you are interested. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F…
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Thinking of him ❤️ @zioncurtainulti
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Should be honoring the homeless genius guy that lives in the Brown engineering building. What I’ll remember from Brett Smiley is him being grilled by the press for not finding the killer 72 hours in and him saying “I want you to all know we are very tired okay”
Providence Mayor Brett Smiley and Providence Police Chief Oscar Perez are among the first responders being honored tonight.
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Drank two white monsters and became a third
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So nice of Apex to add a tribute to their daddies in Salt Lake to the new logo #allhailthewhale
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3 points means the world to UMass Football and you’ve gotta respect that
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No alcohol at the midwest emo show?? FUCK UTAH
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God, frisbee is so unspirited nowadays. Nationals is just unwatchable. Take me back to 2012 when Japan and Canada (two very polite countries) were teaching the world how to play spirited and respectful ultimate ❤️‍🩹
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With all of the (justifiably) negative feelings directed at @UMassAthletics lately, we thought it might be a good idea to put together a list of suggestions to improve the fan experience at UMass. These are simple changes that would help begin to repair a fractured relationship.
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8. Stop disrespecting traditions and people who actually care. Getting rid of the goal song, canceling football senior festivities, AD going radio silent online, basketball coach fighting with fans, not apologizing or owning obvious mistakes, etc… This list keeps going.
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2025 Defensive Player Of The Year: Tannor Johnson-Go 🧨😎 Full story: watchufa.com/league/news/202…
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He got them loooongggssss on
Kyler had a accidental 6 year old day. It happens
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Replying to @thethirdbranson
No joke, you’d think a UFA player could keep his head against some college boys.
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The Salt Lake Spitter reappeared at sectionals.
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