Award winning writer. 2-time chili & wing cook-off runner up. 4-Time youth basketball champ. Probably not your lawyer.

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Joined July 2009
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I got back on Twitter simply to say that this is one of the best jokes I've ever read.
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They've never even heard of a courtesy wave.
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.@Vol_Baseball always drives slowly in the left lane and never lets people merge.
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.@Vol_Baseball pours milk in the bowl before they add cereal. #guacπŸ₯‘
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.@Vol_Baseball promotes bunting in coach pitch baseball.
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Tim's Neighbor retweeted
I'm completely serious when I suggest that Evansville fans today, per capita, put down more adult beverages than any collection of visiting fans I can remember at Lindsey Nelson Stadium. The Purple Aces and their fans are here to party. Love it.
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Knoxville: We're Shitty Chattanooga
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At least we're not Detroit!
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On the way out I heard, "we're better than them, but they didn't give a fuck. They came after us." @UEAthleticsBASE loves to get rowdy.
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Johnny Law gave me a ticket. That's how worried @Vol_Baseball is about @UEAthleticsBASE. Haters. #guac πŸ₯‘
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A punch in the face of a @Vol_Baseball fan isn't all that damaging because they all lost their teeth in late childhood due to poor hygiene and malnutrition. But it still feels good to do it.
With an ace up our sleeve and a pot of house money let’s shock America again Evansville! Poor lads in orange have β€œvolunteered” to get ROCKED by the GUAC
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.@Vol_Baseball fans stop at Love's instead of Buc-ee's like @UEAthleticsBASE fans. #guac πŸ₯‘
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When Snoop said, "Everybody got their cups, but they ain't chipped in," he was specifically talking about @Vol_Baseball players and fans.
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The @Vol_Baseball voted unanimously in agreement that Hayden Christensen was the best Darth Vader.
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Representing the Aces during our scrimmage tonight. Just slowly feeding these kids UE brain worms whether they like it or not.
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The flag didn't work btw. So I got all of UE's bad luck out tonight. You're welcome.
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Start wearing purple, wearing purple.
The Purple Aces have arrived in Knoxville ⚾️ #ForTheAces x #GUAC πŸ₯‘
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What's up, jerks. Came back to the Forbidden Site to talk some shit about the University of Tennessee.
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The @Vol_Baseball team likes to send you a tik tok and then asks you if you watched it yet and then insists on watching you watch it.
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