BREAKING: Donald Trump has just signed an executive order to ban all toys and candy. Under this new order, broccoli will now be in place of sweet treats, and school will be on Saturdays.

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Bassam 💛🖤 · Jan 14, 2025 · 7:45 PM UTC

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Bassam 💛🖤@_iBH7014 Jan 2025

Borussia Dortmund

@BlackYellow14 Jan 2025

90+8' | Goal for Kiel. #KSVBVB 4-2

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CULTRAS: The Culture Ultras · Jan 14, 2025 · 9:13 AM UTC

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CULTRAS: The Culture Ultras@thecultraspod14 Jan 2025

Rodri's ACL held his entire life together

total Barça

@totalBarca13 Jan 2025

After 30 years together, and 3 kids, Pep Guardiola & Cristina Serra are apparently separating. 💔 [Sport]

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{✦} BIG RAD DEMON DAD {✦} · Dec 31, 2024 · 5:08 AM UTC

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${✦} BIG RAD DEMON DAD {✦} (@_VioMarks_) profile picture$

{✦} BIG RAD DEMON DAD {✦}@_VioMarks_31 Dec 2024

$Image from {✦} BIG RAD DEMON DAD {✦} (@_VioMarks_)$

The Sun

@TheSun30 Jun 2016

REVEALED: Women will be having more sex with ROBOTS than men by 2025 thesun.uk/6019BvkRf

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Stefan Hajek · Dec 20, 2024 · 11:10 AM UTC

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Stefan Hajek@Stefan_Hajek20 Dec 2024

how it started, how it's goin #Musk

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🇻🇮 · Nov 6, 2024 · 6:50 AM UTC

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🇻🇮@MuskCaughtAP6 Nov 2024

xitter.cf/TrollFbMedia/status/18…

BNO News

@BNONews6 Nov 2024

Kamala Harris wins Minnesota

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CzechSchizo☀️ (2,05m, 158iq) · Nov 6, 2024 · 4:50 AM UTC

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CzechSchizo☀️ (2,05m, 158iq)

@CzechSchizo6 Nov 2024

Washington Examiner

@dcexaminer5 Nov 2024

Biden will not attend Harris election night watch party trib.al/Ua86cX9

Biden will not attend Harris election night watch party

President Joe Biden will not attend Vice President Kamala Harris's election night watch party in another sign that her campaign is keeping the incumbent

washingtonexaminer.com

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kira 👾 · Nov 6, 2024 · 1:16 AM UTC

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kira 👾

@kirawontmiss6 Nov 2024

born to be friends, forced to be enemies.

Washington Examiner

@dcexaminer5 Nov 2024

Biden will not attend Harris election night watch party trib.al/Ua86cX9

Biden will not attend Harris election night watch party

President Joe Biden will not attend Vice President Kamala Harris's election night watch party in another sign that her campaign is keeping the incumbent

washingtonexaminer.com

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͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ · Nov 6, 2024 · 8:14 AM UTC

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͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖

@cagiago_6 Nov 2024

Vinicius influence is insane

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kira 👾 · Oct 31, 2024 · 12:00 AM UTC

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kira 👾

@kirawontmiss31 Oct 2024

easily this

Minga

@KillaMinga30 Oct 2024

what is the smallest inconvenience that can ruin your day?

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City Report · Oct 30, 2024 · 4:41 PM UTC

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City Report

@cityreport_30 Oct 2024

We would just like to confirm that the best player in the world, Ballon d'Or winner Rodri is NOT back in training yet, but we'll let you know when he returns from injury! 🚫

Madrid Zone

@theMadridZone29 Oct 2024

🚨 The best player in the world is BACK in training. 🤍

Readers added context they thought people might want to know

The Best player in The World is not back in training as Rodri has an ACL injury and can't train/play for the rest of the season. Vini is the second best. x.com/ballondor/stat…

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