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Timo Pelkmann

@Timmmmmmmmmmo2

My thoughts on this pulchritudinous world.

 Grand Rapids, MI
Joined July 2021
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Pierre
@pierre_crypt026 Apr 2025
Replying to @PolymarketFC @HasKM7scoredaFK
Fuck off delete your account
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Quinn Nelson
@SnazzyLabs13 Mar 2025
Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk
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I’ve noticed all homophobes have a weird obsession with gay sex and see the relationship as just sex and not love. I feel like homophobes are just perverts
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This Elon was ten trillion times better
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katie 🌸@skylerdagirl21 Jan 2025
BREAKING: Donald Trump has just signed an executive order to ban all toys and candy. Under this new order, broccoli will now be in place of sweet treats, and school will be on Saturdays.
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Bassam 💛🖤@_iBH7014 Jan 2025
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Borussia Dortmund (@BlackYellow) profile pictureBorussia Dortmund
@BlackYellow14 Jan 2025
90+8' | Goal for Kiel. #KSVBVB 4-2
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Rodri's ACL held his entire life together
total Barça (@totalBarca) profile picturetotal Barça
@totalBarca13 Jan 2025
After 30 years together, and 3 kids, Pep Guardiola & Cristina Serra are apparently separating. 💔 [Sport]
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How is this breaking I don’t give a shit
World of Statistics (@stats_feed) profile pictureWorld of Statistics
@stats_feed31 Dec 2024
BREAKING: Elon Musk changed his name to Kekius Maximus and has new profile picture
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The Sun (@TheSun) profile pictureThe Sun
@TheSun30 Jun 2016
REVEALED: Women will be having more sex with ROBOTS than men by 2025 thesun.uk/6019BvkRf
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Stefan Hajek@Stefan_Hajek20 Dec 2024
how it started, how it's goin #Musk
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🇻🇮@MuskCaughtAP6 Nov 2024
xitter.cf/TrollFbMedia/status/18…
BNO News (@BNONews) profile pictureBNO News
@BNONews6 Nov 2024
Kamala Harris wins Minnesota
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Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) profile pictureWashington Examiner
@dcexaminer5 Nov 2024
Biden will not attend Harris election night watch party trib.al/Ua86cX9
Biden will not attend Harris election night watch party

Biden will not attend Harris election night watch party

President Joe Biden will not attend Vice President Kamala Harris's election night watch party in another sign that her campaign is keeping the incumbent

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kira 👾
@kirawontmiss6 Nov 2024
born to be friends, forced to be enemies.
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Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) profile pictureWashington Examiner
@dcexaminer5 Nov 2024
Biden will not attend Harris election night watch party trib.al/Ua86cX9
Biden will not attend Harris election night watch party

Biden will not attend Harris election night watch party

President Joe Biden will not attend Vice President Kamala Harris's election night watch party in another sign that her campaign is keeping the incumbent

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Vinicius influence is insane
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kira 👾
@kirawontmiss31 Oct 2024
easily this
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Minga (@KillaMinga) profile pictureMinga
@KillaMinga30 Oct 2024
what is the smallest inconvenience that can ruin your day?
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City Report
@cityreport_30 Oct 2024
We would just like to confirm that the best player in the world, Ballon d'Or winner Rodri is NOT back in training yet, but we'll let you know when he returns from injury! 🚫
Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) profile pictureMadrid Zone
@theMadridZone29 Oct 2024
🚨 The best player in the world is BACK in training. 🤍
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The Best player in The World is not back in training as Rodri has an ACL injury and can't train/play for the rest of the season. Vini is the second best. x.com/ballondor/stat…
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More people in their legal team than at their home games 😭
⚡️🇧🇼 (@Priceless_MCI) profile picture⚡️🇧🇼
@Priceless_MCI16 Sep 2024
People think we’re scared😭😭😭
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I needed to hear this today.
DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) profile pictureDPRK News Service
@DPRK_News12 Sep 2024
Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un thinks you can achieve your dreams, if you believe.
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