I'm just a kid in a costume.
Gotham City
Joined March 2009
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Still working from home. eLearning finally started to work for Damian... when he realized he could hack in a virtual feed of himself paying attention while he trained instead...
... I now have to work in the same room as him to make sure he's paying attention...
For the record, @_Nightwing_ has been couchsurfing since Bludhaven basically shut down this week. Meanwhile I'm working from home, listening to @Damian_Wayne's 'eLearning' where every single topic becomes a debate that ends with him insulting his teachers and throwing his laptop.
I don't name and shame often. But @Jason_Todd is a punk who won't trade me his shiny Zapdos. I bet he didn't even catch it legitimately. #literallyworsethanRiddler
Alright Twitterthing that refuses to die. You've doubled your character limit. Fancy. You've got me for five minutes. Hit me. I have a *little* more time now that Bruce handles the executive board directly, but at the VP level I've got more meetings than I do time.
Woah. What? Twitter's still a thing? I thought we all switched to Batchat. Guys. You need to tell me these things.
.@Thanosisabutt I...it was never a question of...of the act...of...you know...it's just...the circumstances are always--it's complicated OK?
...joking about the last one. The only one who might want to see pictures of Ramen noodles and energy bars in @On_Impulse
What am I supposed to do with this thing? Provide poignant social commentary? Reach out to friends? Post pictures of my lunch?
Penultimate issue for Teen Titans. Decent stories of our likeness...far from accurate. Unless @On_Impulse really is an alien freedom fighter
That is to say, we share too much too readily to too many people. Especially @The_Cowl.
2,300 followers. I am deeply honored. If Twitter was around back in the day, I would have figured out who Batman was much sooner.
and finding a gift for Damian that he can't somehow use to kill me. One of these three is much harder than the rest. I won't say which.
Holidays mean mooching off Alfred for a few days, trying to find time to hang out with @On_Impulse and @KonEl_, ...
Looking at @The_Cowl's brain scan. Some serious rewiring went on there. Makes me wonder how twisted Ra's head looks...