Nightwing

I didn't have time to shower so I hope no one notices my new fire chic scent.

In Gotham, I know it's pretty likely someone else will show up to handle it... nnnooot here. So that was my night.

So while I'm in Blüdhaven, I have a day job on top of my night job. Last night was my one day off, so of course something had to explode.

Nice.

Riddler sends stupid puns. Joker sends a joker card from a deck. Poison Ivy starts ecoterrorism. Why can't he get with the program.

...and now it's snowing. Why can't Mr Freeze just send a calling card like all the others. I so didn't wear enough layers for this.

It's wild, right? It's only April, jeeze.

Oh my God WHY is it so hot in Gotham today.

I love boysenberry syrup. That's a new thing I learned about me today.

People who have their bots call at 930 in the morning are now on my least favorite humans list.

I know I've complained about this before but. Riddler. Why. Is he like this. Mondays are hard enough without this nonsense.

I mean... Except him, yknow, the big one, but despite his name he's never really joking.

You'd think more villains would be out on April Fool's but a lot of them know that no one's going to take any threats seriously.

I'd work but Gotham is full of helpers right now and honestly I'm allergic to being punched in the face on my birthday.

It's my birthday! I'm taking the day off and having burgers with Jason and Babs.

Lego Batman: super funny. Don't tell Batman I saw it while I was supposed to be watching First Gotham Bank.

Working the night of Black Friday is weird because- the streets are totally empty. Everyone was too busy shopping for crime.

These are awesome.

Nice!

Daylight Savings Time sucks. Signed, someone who's had to fight crime for two 1 AMs in a row tonight.