Developer ๐Ÿ’ป | Streamer ๐Ÿ“ธ | Speedrunner ๐Ÿ‘พ| Music Aficionado ๐ŸŽถ | Lord of Loaf ๐Ÿž | Fuck Ice ๐ŸงŠ | (He/Him) ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ™‚

At Some Dive Bar
Joined April 2010
30 ๐ŸŽ‰ Thanks to everyone who made the end of my 20s a blast. Really helped me bounce back from a pretty low point. Much love to my friends made through Twitch, the GDQ Crew and of course my friends here in Louisville. Now onto the next decade! โœŒ๏ธ
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Loafy ๐Ÿž retweeted
3% of โ€œcriticalโ€ software security bugs, in all of recorded history, have been found in the last month. This is on pace to find another ~100,000 bugs this year alone, adding ~26% more vulnerabilities to the all time total Do you realize how fucking insane that is?
I'm tired boss
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Thatโ€™s awesome. I aspire to be this far removed from my own responsibility! โ€œItโ€™s not our fault we made our private key 4, itโ€™s actually social mediaโ€™s fault!!โ€
BREAKING: eMudhra exits SSL/TLS certificate business, blames social media instead of incompetence for the same
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Loafy ๐Ÿž retweeted
I would absolutely drop friends if they couldnโ€™t be bothered to show up to my wedding on time if I hosted in the city we all live. Fuck off.
ExtraEmily got emotional and ended stream after seeing the clip of Ludwig saying heโ€™ll never forgive her or the other streamers who showed up late and nearly ruined his wedding.
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โ€ผ๏ธ BREAKING: The private keys of 8 certificates from Indian certificate authority eMudhra were compromised, Mozilla says. Firefox blocked them within 3 hours. Each key should be a 116-digit number, but one was just 4. Anyone can guess them and forge HTTPS certs for any website.
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The modern single issue voter
I am happy to report the Guy who got radicalised by the Umamusume concert does indeed exist
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Loafy ๐Ÿž retweeted
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Castlevania Belmont's Curse is so fucking good man
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Iโ€™ve been sick for about 13+ days first starting with an upper respiratory infection and then a rebound with a sinus and ear infection. I am finally at the tail end I think but holy fuck what an atrocious start to this month manโ€ฆ
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I swear her neck gets longer every time she shows up on here ๐Ÿ˜ญ
This is the kind of person thatโ€™ll be in front of me at a concert
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Cool stunt. Great hype marketing. Time for me to be that guy everyone hates - It's a scam and this will never ship. The external compressor and cooling system to charge the tank once, likely cost more than the car. A multi-stage compressor and heat echanger setup that would fit in a car, would take several days to the better part of a week of constant running for a single charge. 250kg of 10,000psi air in a composite tank, with all the potential failure points of complex plumbing and valves in a human occupied confined space... If your sphincter didn't just make a diamond reading that sentence, you're not comprehending it. Go ask grok about the physics involved just in compressing, cooling, storing and controlling a compressed air system with these specs, and what's possible with typical industrial equipment. This is just a cool gimmick to pump fans and stock. Id bet money, the car in the demo didn't have a full size battery in it. Wouldn't be surprised if someone isn't currently doing analysis on the video to calculate the vehicles weight. Sorry.
JUST IN: Elon Musk's Tesla $TSLA officially unveils new flying Roadster.
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Loafy ๐Ÿž retweeted
Saw a guy call it cuck coding instead of vibe coding because you just sit in a chair and watch๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Bluesky has to have the most anti-AI userbase in this social media spaceโ€ฆ howโ€™d they fumble reading the room this badly lmfao
Vibe-coding, but make it social. Starting today you can use Attie to make sites: Games, quizzes, guestbooks, your top 8, or whatever you dream up. Go try it!
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HOW ARE YOU ALL BELIEVING THIS ROADSTER FLYING VIDEO I AM CRASHING THE FUCK OUTโ€ฆ ITS SO AI IT HURTS. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE THINKING THIS IS REAL
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I should get a pet fish and name is Gill Murray
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Loafy ๐Ÿž retweeted
You're a Destiny fan? Then tell me what happened on July 29, 2020.
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Gamers, another malort monday is upon us. We push on to practice Cursed Halo 2 twitch.tv/timloafy
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Loafy ๐Ÿž retweeted
You have quite a long way to go before calling yourself the greatest if I can do this after 3 attempts lol @LoganPaul I'm a good Tetris player but definitely not even in the top 100, still a nice score though!
The debate is over: Iโ€™m officially the greatest Tetris player thatโ€™s ever lived 2 years ago I entered the Classic Tetris World Championship and got throttled by 14 year olds. It was both embarrassing and humbling Since then, Iโ€™ve been training in the shadows, logging thousands of hours connecting these stupid little blocks on ModRetroโ€™s Chromatic (Gameboy with modern tech). I donโ€™t think a single person has spent more hours playing the Chromatic than I have. I regularly knock out 6-8 hour sessions playing Tetris while traveling; I consider it a time machine Iโ€™ve sacrificed everything to achieve this โ€” a high score of 552,305. The best in the world If anyone wants the smoke you know where to find me Official settings: Ultra, Retro Mode, Level 11, 5 minutes Good luck ๐Ÿ€
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Logan Paul holds #1 on ModRetro Chromatic Tetris (Ultra L11 Retro 5min) at 552k per their board. NES Tetris WR exceeds 40M by Blue Scuti, who beat him previously. nestetris.com/worldrecords.hโ€ฆ x.com/modretro/statuโ€ฆ
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Loafy ๐Ÿž retweeted
I donโ€™t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
Iโ€™ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if Iโ€™m choosinโ€™ Texas, Iโ€™ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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These people are so unbelievably stupid it hurtsโ€ฆ
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