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679 Enthusiast@marionumber416 Sep 2023
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Shoutout to this person on Reddit who accurately predicted Russell Brand’s rightward shift and the current allegations against him
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Replying to @HobbesQ
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On this #StarTrekDay, it is important to remember how the core ethos of this franchise is totally against the way studios (Paramount/CBS included) still refuses to properly pay their writers and actors. Greed is not and should not be tolerated.
Also #SaveStarTrekProdigy ❤️
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ALT A man gets cum in his eye and says "ow! my eye! now I'm gonna have to wear corrective lenses." The man now wearing corrective lenses, is propositioned by another man, who says "those corrective lenses are so fucking cute. They're making me want to suck your dick." The man with corrective lenses is DTF. Right as the other man is about to finish sucking the corrective lenses man's dick he says "oh! before you cum, I sould mention I'm cursed with time powers." The corrective lenses man says "that's fine." He cums with a GSSSH and the load reaches diagonally from the fourth panel to the first panel where it is revealed the cum that initially messed up his eye was his own from the future.
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So I recently signed a thing. Now I have to do a thing. Said thing doesn't have a title yet, but it'll discuss what the Bible may or may not "say" about several different controversial topics & it'll likely be available in early 2025. I'm very excited about this thing.
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A Utah state legislator trolling with medical misinformation because he doesn’t know & can’t engage the data & so has to virtue signal to score enough internet points to feel better about being unfit for public office. Our state legislature is an embarrassment.
Medical misinformation? Aren’t you the guy, that thinks men can breastfeed? 😂
@phil_lyman is right.
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Like this tweet if you were blocked by Robert Beltran, I'm just curious 😂 #Chakotay
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In the 90's you used to be able to make movies that were just "what if there was a really annoying guy?"
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twitter sucking ass on a holiday weekend were a large portion of america is under a severe weather risk isn't great. that's one less tool people can use to stay safe.
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Went to @Target & checked out the Pride section. There was one candle that said “he, she, they” on it that I decided to buy.
Got to the register & the cashier tried to ring it up and said “I’m so sorry. This is a mistake. I can’t sell this to you.”
His screen said DO NOT SELL.
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it goes like this the fourth the fifth
the whiskey drink
the lager drink
the baffled king composing Chumbawumba
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Holy shit.
The Captain of the Enterprise is a queer woman.
(Yes, it’s just sinking in.)
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Mr. Chau@Srirachachau21 Apr 2023
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Hit with the context lol
I make no apologies for being the most pro-union president in American history.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
On December 22, 2022, President Biden signed a bill to block the railroad union from striking.
reuters.com/world/us/biden…
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My Friends. We're Home.
100% Real and Recreated from Scratch other than the Dedication Plaque which was original.
#StarTrekPicard
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Hot people on hot planets. June 15th. Be there. #StrangeNewWorlds #StarTrek

































