@TimInTheIce

Race traitor, gender traitor, sexuality traitor, you name it, I'll betray it. Trans rights!

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Zoo Employee: Despite it's name, the Red Panda is not actually a Panda. Me, nodding sagely: It's a Legume.
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Tarot Reader, flipping card: The... Gyrophant? Me, through a mouthful of gyro: Is that good?
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Not sure what's up with twitters algorithm these days but it feels like tweeting into an abyss. Might have something to do with this being a previously banned account. Might have something to do with prioritizing paid accounts.
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Either way, I'm magipolycarp over on bluesky. Gonna delete Twitter off my phone for now. Might check back if theres a big shutdown party or Musk hilariously dies in a burning Tesla or something.
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There's a whole other level where no one walks right below the platform. Just hop down there and take all the photos you want.
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Shoutout to this person on Reddit who accurately predicted Russell Brand’s rightward shift and the current allegations against him
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*flaming lips voice* Doooo youuu realize?
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I've only ever been able to stand watching Brand talk for about 10 minutes, but this headline matches up with that 10 minute impression of the guy.
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Viletta Vadim@VilettaVadim16 Sep 2023
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@hothqueenofsnow @HobbesQ
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Bill Maher Returns To Show Over Fears Aging Fan Base Will Die Off Before Writers’ Strike Ends

LOS ANGELES—In a controversial move earning him the ire of the Writers Guild of America, television host Bill Maher confirmed this week that he would cross picket lines to put his show Real Time back...

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ChatGPT is the worst role player.
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Imagine thinking that because an abuse victim withdrew a statement it means a man with numerous assault, firearms charges, and psychopathic statements to the press... probably didn't do it. Nope. No other explanation.
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No pronouns for Catholics. You'll just have gesture wildly in the direction of the person you're talking about rather than use an ancient feature of human language.
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Christopher Kriss Cross Kristofferson would be a good musician name.
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On this #StarTrekDay, it is important to remember how the core ethos of this franchise is totally against the way studios (Paramount/CBS included) still refuses to properly pay their writers and actors. Greed is not and should not be tolerated. Also #SaveStarTrekProdigy ❤️
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I'm seeing double. Two Blahaj?!
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*credits for Black Swan roll* Ska fan: Well none of that would have had to happen if people just skanked.
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When our planet is dust and waste and only our plastics remain, alien archeologists are going to be so confused.
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Interviewer: So your escape room design is just a room with a box of kittens in the middle and a "free taco bell counter" set into one wall? Me: That is correct. Interviewer: You're hired.
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