Pain is a ritual

Washington, DC
Joined December 2010
They gerrymandered the shit out of some of these Emmy categories.
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Two busy showrooms tonight ... @constituentsdc in the main room and @TimDamone for a SOLD OUT "Read the Room" in the lounge.
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I’m so tired of the praises for the Black person who is forced to calmly absorb racist abuse because they know if they retaliate in anyway they will be punished. Keep your “they are so strong and brave for the way they handled themselves” to your damn self
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Spider-Man should’ve been notified.
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Tonight in our lounge! Just $10 for these good times ... dcimprov-com.seatengine.com/…
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Full lineup for next week ... Thursday 9:45 show just added! @stavvybaby @TimDamone #UmarKhan dcimprov-com.seatengine.com/…
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Our New Year's resolution was to have more last-minute schedule changes and we are KILLING IT. This weekend: Excellent showcase lineup in our main showroom! dcimprov-com.seatengine.com/… @KashaPatel @TimDamone @rossbenoit352 @ParisSashay @matthew_deakins
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Happy Monday! This week you can catch @OverachieverDC on Wednesday, then @TONYROCK Thursday through Sunday. DMV comedy rules in the lounge, starting with a crowd work show from @TimDamone on Thursday.
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I never knew how many grown men were sooooo passionate about women’s gymnastics.
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Nigger - Donald Trump
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Happy Monday! We've got online stand-up this week -- open mic on Thursday, then Read the Room Online hosted by @TimDamone on Friday.
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Check out @VintageKline and @realtalkforyou on TWO new episodes of the Read The Room podcast with @TimDamone. Listen here: readtheroom.podbean.com/
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Of COURSE Jay Cutler and Tomi Lahren are dating. I’m sure they bonded over a mutual love of this country and lack of accuracy
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Roy Jones "YA'LL MUSTA FORGOT" belongs in the pantheon of athlete hip hop forget what you heard from @realtalkforyou @ListenToLeon @TimDamone @LeftistPanda youtube.com/watch?v=fTkOwaF0…
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A White person telling me about racism is like me telling a woman about sexism. I ain’t qualified.
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Every ex hates the first jokes after the breakup.