Software Engineer šŸ’» and FSD Early Access nerd šŸ¤“

Las Vegas
Joined October 2007
"We are building our own maps. Entirely new architecture that remembers your preferences. The start and end of trips will start to use this technology with FSD 15, and will expand to the whole trip" — @aelluswamy
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Tesla just published its first Robotaxi safety report. 3.1M miles with no one in the driver's seat (Jan 22 to Oct 18, 2026), across Austin, Dallas, Houston, Miami, Orlando and Tampa. 0 people injured. 0 airbag deployments. 0 pedestrians or cyclists hit. Over the same miles, human drivers would have had about 9.1, 4.1 and 0.52. tesla.com/robotaxi/safety
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Sawyer Merritt
@SawyerMerrittOct 21
Tesla says they will be launching their robotaxi service soon in Las Vegas, Jacksonville, Phoenix and San Antonio.
Sawyer Merritt
@SawyerMerrittOct 21
Tesla just introduced a new Robotaxi and safety report website with lots of new info, including a live Robotaxi mile counter. Here’s everything new: • People Injured by Tesla Robotaxis: 0 • Tesla Robotaxi Airbag Deployments: 0 • Pedestrians or Cyclists Hit: 0 Tesla Robotaxi miles by city: • Austin, TX: 2,118,015 • Dallas, TX: 608,130 • Houston, TX: 225,964 • Miami, FL: 46,262 • Orlando, FL: 61,053 • Tampa, FL: 53,117 Other new Robotaxi info: • Miles driven after dark: 862,000 • Miles in rain: 113,000 • Miles in rush hour: 575,000 tesla.com/robotaxi/safety
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Tesla please let us turn off the 'sounds' associated with the theme'd modes. The owl hoot every time you turn is cute for the first day or so, but it's not something I can leave on 24/7 - which is a shame because the visuals are so cool otherwise.
I have a confession to make. I was so excited for the Halloween update but I could only use it on my Tesla for a day. I just can’t with the turn signal sound. 😩
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Small clip from last nights Vegas 2026 Light Show meetup! Such a great time with amazing people! Loved meeting everyone! @Teslalightshows @TheJackAutomata @WaterFarms @s_hortonAstro @play_tediddle @RKessler07 @StephenUczekaj @jcadman22 @YouMeAndTheWP – at Las Vegas, NV
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Big wave of Tesla Halloween Update going out now, check your cars
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Real life, baby
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HUGE rollout of FSD v14.3 lite/FSD v14.3.12. Check your apps!
Tesla software update 2026.38.5.1 is now rolling out to ~17,050 additional vehicles within the last five minutes based on available fleet data. This update includes Full Self-Driving V14.3.12 for eligible AI4 vehicles (82%) and V14.3 Lite for eligible HW3 vehicles (18%).
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Roadster event streaming live this Thursday at 7:55pm CST
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Lemonade Autonomous Car for @Tesla HW3 now also live in Oregon and Missouri. 30% off insurance for miles driven with FSD engaged. lemonade.com/fsd
Teslas are insanely safe, but traditional insurance has no clue. Lemonade connects directly to your @Tesla and cuts insurance costs by 50% on miles driven with FSD (Supervised). And... as of today, HW3 Teslas get 30% off with FSD v14 Lite! Live in AZ, CO & TN + more soon: lemonade.com/fsd
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šŸ’Æ Though it took ~30 minutes to reset!
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Robotaxi service updates from the last few weeks: – Operating hours are now 6am-11pm – Reduced wait times thanks to increased supply & orchestration algorithms – Trunk now opens automatically at end of ride if utilized – Grok @bot now available in Cybercab
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Join @TeslaSI, get paid for playing video games šŸ˜‚
Elon Musk
@elonmuskOct 10
Replying to @teslayoda
We’re making interesting progress here. Digital Optimus can play about halfway through the Diablo campaign so far just by looking at the screen like a human. Skill at Counter-Strike and other fast games is good too. League is also in training. Goal is to generalize across all games.
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what did you get done this week with @bot?
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@botOct 9
Grok Bot now has its own email. Bot can use it to sign up for services, contact businesses for you, or schedule time with someone.
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FSD v14.3 lite and v14.3.11 are rolling out! Big wave so check your apps.
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