Hail Keanu
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If women are carrying rulers, we’re going to have to start being more honest, lads. xitter.cf/dailymirror/status/100…
Subway customer whips out ruler and finds ‘6-inch sub’ is actually just 4 and a half inches mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/su…
2-0 down back to 2-2 before half time.
Not bad for a ‘lazy’ performance, aye @alanshearer ??
You can question many things about a player/team’s performance but to continually call them lazy is outrageous.
Apologise.
Relegated 26/27
Stuck in Championship 27/28
Promoted back to PL 28/29
14 years of cheating
3 years of punishment. Not enough.
Man City to face HUGE points deduction which will guarantee relegation - and more could come next season - but they won't be sent down to League Two, insiders tell OLIVER HOLT trib.al/7JKSMj8
‘I don’t think I’ve fallen out of love with the beautiful game. I’m just not sure I love what we’ve turned it into.’
👏👏👏 I think this speaks for a lot of football fans of a similar age.
I’ve supported Arsenal for over 30 years. I’m a season ticket holder and we’re successful.
Yet I’ve never felt more disconnected from the club.
I’ve written about why, and what I miss about the game I fell in love with.
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The 2 fingers that Manchester City’s owners, fans and players are so vehemently showing the rest of football will be remembered for decades.
This does not end how they think it will.
This is not some Cinderella story.
Enzo Maresca is the first manager in Premier League history to be in charge of a club with 115 guilty charges to its name. 🤯
Do YOU think he's the most guilty manager in the league? 🤔
They’ve been found guilty. Until any appeal changes that, they’re guilty. Get that through your thick head.
Any other supporters would turn on their owners for dragging their clubs name through the mud and demanding they leave, not celebrating them and taking joy in cheating.
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These rules were emphatically not created by any "red cartel" (a fiction later fabricated by City conspiracists), and actually UEFA's FFP initial rules were effective in reducing losses at top-flight clubs across Europe by billions in FFP's early years. 2/n
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All I’m saying is having a team that’s guilty of 114 financial charges with a manager giving fist pumps on the touchline and a supporter base singing ‘we’ll cheat when we want’ top of the league is a pretty terrible look for the @premierleague
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Absolutely bang on from Keane.
How good City’s team is, or how good the individuals are, is a total irrelevance. It was all built on lies. None of it exists without them breaking the rules. Literally every single game they’ve won since 2009 is pointless.
Football died a little today.
Manchester City supporters seem oblivious to the damage they are doing to English football and their own long-term reputation by acting like some sort of victim thriving in adversity. All £900M of it.
This sham needs to come to a head. Quickly.
How long is the stench of the “sham” going to corrode the meaning, worth, and very essence of the Premier League?
Listening to commentary about Manchester City’s players matching the defiance of their ownership and triumphing in adversity.
Listening to fans chorusing the names of the men running the club, wearing masks or displaying banners of their faces and jibing: “We’re Man City, we’ll cheat when we want.”
Victory being framed as “a lovely moment,” a show of togetherness as though some grave injustice has been imposed on City, rather than their hierarchy being found by an independent commission to have orchestrated financial doping on an industrial scale.
Their opponents and the rest of us wondering if any of this actually matters now and how much of it ever did?
There can be no business as usual pretence. We need a full stop to the absurdity.
If it’s not about Hillsborough, what is it about?
Explain the ‘never your fault’ line, please.
If you’re going to respond with Heysel, the few people who were guilty of manslaughter, not murder, in that decrepit stadium, have served time for their crime.
Please explain.
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A powerful rendition of You'll Never Walk Alone with Jai Arrow and Nathan Charles ahead of the NRL Grand Final ❤️
These are YOUR owners and they are threatening YOUR own country.
YOU are not only backing these bullies up and believing their lies and their cover-up but YOU are actively cheering them on like it’s a mere football match.
City fans are beyond disgusting.
BREAKING: The UAE is warning British Prime Minister Andy Burnham it will pull billions of pounds of investment the Government was seeking for a hi-tech hub between Oxford and Cambridge, billed as the UK’s answer to Silicon Valley, in retaliation for the guilty verdict against #ManCity.
[via @rmendick]
telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10…
It’s called SPORTS WASHING.
They’re not doing it out of their love of fucking Manchester or inbred, Gallagher-loving Mancs.
